Coffee Mom

nathan/22/taurus/gay

[yugybee]

me: wow spiritfarer looks like such a cute stardew valley type of game

spiritfarer: heres an old lady with alzheimers who didnt even have the coherence on her death bed to say goodbye

me: oh well that's sad but i guess i shouldnt expect all happiness in a game about the afterlife

spiritfarer: theres also a lesbian snake who adores her wife and would literally capture the moon to see her again

me: i-

spiritfarer: theres a little child mushroom who gives koala hugs and draws you.

you cant get rid of their homes on your boat. for remembrance purposes.

they call you cute nicknames like sprout and skipper and peanut

[toktiks]

by @ syltertober on tiktok

[darktrainer]

The head turns are that wendy Williams gif

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

The build up for this joke omfgg

[glitterweave]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???

[macedonianmaniac]

I was NOT ready... But I loved it! 😂

[oogie]

[live-long-and-time-warp]

The Ides of March are come...

Aye, Caesar, but not gone.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

He was investigated by the secret service for this joke

[annabelle--cane]

I KNOW it’s the ides of march, but in order to practice safe social distancing I’m sorry to say that you may want to to consider not getting together with 22 of your closest friends to stab your local least favorite politician

[annabelle--cane]

happy ides 2021 guys! I think I have a solution for this year’s festivities!

[randomnessofamind]

[big-gay-mike]

[ampervadasz]

[catchymemes]

[captainmaxatx]

[everythingfox]

Important footage

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[lontra-ohiensis]

still not over how much I love this

[tikkety-tok]

Cell block tango of online dating

[catchymemes]

[deaconsbeacon]

game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story

me:

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.