All of my jokes are puns

21. Probably drink too much. Really dig cats. Laugh way too hard at my own puns. pansexual. so thats a thing

[spookingmachine-deactivated2015]

[itstooch]

[sleepbby]

be sure to understand ur s/o’s way of showing affection and make them aware of yours.. some ppl show affection by buying u things and some ppl will say I love u a million times and some will make u breakfast some will leave u the last ice cream, but it’s really important to know about these things bc u could not notice them and feel unloved while your s/o feels taken for granted and it’s just all a big misunderstanding so please talk about these things

[soursagerage]

Learning about love languages can be so important when trying to build meaningful relationships with friends and family as well. Not everyone perceives the world the same way.

[geniusoflove]

wee snaw

[geniusoflove]

wee snaw

[geniusoflove]

wee snaw

[geniusoflove]

wee snaw

[geniusoflove]

wee snaw

[geniusoflove]

wee snaw

[geniusoflove]

wee snaw

[geniusoflove]

wee snaw

[leluh]

snaw wee

[geniusoflove]

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

[immaplatypus]

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

[immaplatypus]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

[officialearthbound-deactivated2]

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

[youtubeandsatan]

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

[giflounge]

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight. 

[unicornsshitoutsparkles]

‘u stop that’

[crystalqueer]

Photos and final product for Mq. & Mrs.’s amazing lgbtq coloring book for kids.

Model : Alicia Michele

[lesvampires-deactivated20190127]

hey i made gifs of these so that ppl can see what they look like !! since sometimes just seeing pictures doesn’t always get the sign across

queer:

bi:

transgender:

gay/lesbian:

[crystalqueer]

Awesome

[darkstrangevirgilanxiboi]

For all my deaf / mute LGBTQ followers or anyone trying to learn

[nonbinarybisexuals]

This is such a great post! Deaf and hard of hearing people are members of our community, so let’s show them some love. You can learn ASL online using the resources in this post: http://mashable.com/2014/04/21/how-to-sign/#SdHJ06gZ1Zqy

[transgendertips]

I will never not reblog this. It’s so hard to come across this post and this ain’t something ASL class will teach you. Sign language is spectrum of widely used languages (they differ country to country) and you never know when you’re going to need it.

[taliabobalia]

when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you

[quasi-normalcy]

That’s because at some point in the middle we stopped being “their children” and became a bloc of terrifying outsiders with foreign values and little regard for what had been their established cultural norms.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

I’d forgotten this but you’re right. I think it started earlier though, it started when we started out performing them on exams. Then suddenly all our schoolwork was easy and we were being rewarded for just showing up.

[gracekelli-archive]

What is a legacy?

[stilesisbiles]

Giant bi pride flags. The world needs more of them.

[twitterlols]

do u ever just wonder how another person’s brain works

[winemother]

[prominent-nipple]

oh my gOD

[plasticcflower]

LMFAOOLL WHAAATT

[postprivately799]

oh my god

[cyan-istes-deactivated20171222]

girls like girls is such a good and pure song and this world needs at least 38 more cute summery songs about girls loving girls tbh

[try-to-stop-me-now-deactivated2]

Reblog If You Think

Aro/Ace people deserve happiness and not the discourse bullshit that aphobes put them through.

[halloweenaesthetics-deactivated]

Trying not to think about the white supremacist heteronormative imperialist capitalist patriarchy while getting turnt.

[feralliger]

God the amount of tumblr words on this one haha

[halloweenaesthetics-deactivated]

When you’re trying to refrain from dragging someone for not understanding sociological terms exist outside and have existed before the birth of tumblr because you’re focusing on trying not to think about the white supremacist heteronormative imperialist capitalist patriarchy while getting turnt.

[fuck-customers]

So I’m a manager at McHell. I know manager. Grr. Argh. I get it. We’re a 24/7 place but our lobby closes at night. Anyways last night around 10 minutes till close an older woman and her daughter walk in. As one of my employees was taking their order I made sure to communicate that our lobby would be closing in 10 minutes and they would have to leave then. The older woman acknowledged me with an eye roll. 

So at close I send one of the teens to tell the few customers (the mother daughter pair included) that it’s closing time. He comes back and tells me that everyone has left and the mother daughter pair said they’d be done in a few seconds. 

Now I send one of my other employees out to clean the lobby. She’s one of my favorites. She’s sixteen and a sweetheart who can work every position in the store easily and has GREAT customer service skills. She’s doing her thing and see the mother daughter pair still just casually eating their food. Not know that they’ve already been informed it’s time to go, she very politely tells them we have to have everyone out of our lobby at close. 

And then all hell breaks lose. The older woman starts yelling and slamming her tray around. She starts to storm to the door and my employee almost trips getting out of her way and drops the mop on accident. It doesn’t hit the woman at all, just falls to the floor next to her. She starts SCREAMING now that my employee threw a mop at her. 

I’m back in the office counting my deposit, but I can hear all the commotion going on, so I book it up front to try and get a cap on the situation. After my employee explains what is going on to me (while the woman is still screaming mind you) I turn on her and tell her in my Strict But Still Polite Manager Voice™ that she needs to A. Calm down and stop yelling and B. Leave the premises immediately. 

This is where shit really hits the fan, because customers expect me, as the manager to bend over and give them anything they want. So she loses her shit and makes the FATAL mistake of threatening my employee. My sweet 16 year old employee who is a ray of fucking sunshine. First she says that she’ll be waiting outside for her and then warns for the girl to watch her back because she knows where she works. 

Now this is the last fucking straw because I am something of a Momma Bear manager, especially with the high schoolers. I’m pissed so I punch the silent panic button security watch thingy I’ve got strapped around my wrist (they’re fancy as fuck) and just wait. Less than two minutes later as I’m explaining to this woman that she is banned from not only our store but every store within ten miles of us (franchises rock sometimes) two cops pull into the parking lot, lights and sirens in full effect. I was very happy to see that woman taken into custody for a range of offences from Creating A Public Disturbance to Intent to Commit Bodily Harm to a Minor. 

Justice. 

[bones-and-struts]

More managers need to be like this.

[gif87a-com]

[mousethe]