Pretty Rad. Hella Gay.

Eli. 24. He/Him. Omaha, Nebraska.

[ruinedchildhood]

[mactiir]

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

[mactiir]

My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

[mactiir]

To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!

[aturinfortheworse]

[socatt]

Can't be bothered to watch the video so here

This is the cursed classic that inspired this drivel btw.

[knithacker]

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[hottdoggblogg]

[sword-grandma]

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[the-big-mood]

[cwhapd]

[beggars-opera]

#I’m unirionically Marge in this situation #HOW CAN YOU BE BORED WHEN THERES LOOMS

[idrils]

[imapursoon]

I live to serve (in a gay way not a military way)

[lantern-hill]

me remembering niche bits of lore about my mutuals

[knithacker]

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[joleneghoul]

Holy Shit

[joleneghoul]

My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her

[mysharona1987]

I am going to miss Twitter, tho.

[noctude]

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

[canyounotactually]

This worked for me a little in 8th grade. Just sobbed to this overworked middle aged man working in a Catholic school as both the science AND religion teacher. I think he’d rather extend my project time than deal w me a second longer crying in his face

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

[huffylemon]

[nflstreet]

she’s got that mcdonalds sprite pussy

[hogsnout-deactivated20230817]

As you might be aware I have big feelings about all besnouted creatures, but recently something has been grating on me. Sometimes, when people draw a snout animal, they draw the snout as a nose with the mouth as a separate entity underneath. This is a stylistic choice I greatly dislike because a snout or trunk is, by definition

A COMBINATION OF THE NOSE AND UPPER-LIP.

You can see here that the snout is not a separate entity from the mouth in these mammals, but is a fleshy protuberance emanating from the upper jaw. 

You can see in this illustration how a more anatomically accurate snout position gives an anthropomorphic pig a degree of charm that an inaccurate snout position does not.

Snout positioning can make or break a character design for me.

[marcy-the-martian]

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]