Sometimes, Sh*t Happens

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[thebuffyfiles]

[dormouseking]

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

flower crown cottagecore is a whole spectrum and the area I live in is *pours bucket of twigs & dirt over my head & squats to drown myself in the shallow end of the bog*

[peaked-in-third-grade]

There's always one thing that hits you like a fucking tennis racket in gaud's posts and you're literally never prepared for it. You think you've been desensitized and then the fucking Ophelia tag. I literally finished reading Hamlet YESTERDAY. Anyway on that note I have literally no criticisms you're absolutely right

[tikkety-tok]

“Bro where u at we not supposed to be in heree”

[dumbasscats]

A true captain goes down with his ship

Via Reddit

[randomslasher]

these are some of the most delightful laughs I’ve ever heard

[homomedia]

He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too

[junemondegreen]

Elmo waiting in hell for LNX to pole dance down there so they can jam again

[dreamboatdani]

I just about died and laughed at this

[cleverclove]

Waffle don’t leave this in the tags adsfdsfkadfkjls

[olmee-deactivated20211225]

wahoocat

[bunjywunjy]

he’s cheering for you, so make sure you do your best today

[luminous-awake-588]

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

[dark-soul9]

Sometimes I wanna be heartless too but that's not who I am

[mysharona1987]

Mood, TBH.

[everymanpdf]

men in the 70s were like... shirt unbuttoned with chest hair.. smoking.... mustaches.. turtlenecks... and they were so right

[chasehunter-deactivated20210824]

if you ever think you are bad at anatomy

this is official league of legends art

[drtanner]

[deviousserpent]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Wasn’t even that hard to fix

[immortal-gay]

[enbundad]

Found on FB

*******PLEASE DON’T LEAVE DISHES OF SUGAR WATER OUT*******

Post from a beekeeper

Oh dear - I keep hearing tips about leaving bowls of sugar water out to “help” keep bees hydrated. Please, please, please DON’T. Bees are really good at finding what they need and there are so many reasons not to do this. The MOST IMPORTANT reason is that if you within 3 miles of some hives (and most people are) if the bees find the sugar water they’re going to think its a great source of easy food, go back to the hive and recruit more bees to come and collect the “food” and before you know it you’ll have 1.000s and 1,000s of bees descending on your garden/balcony - a very scary sight. This is known as robbing and as beekeeper I’ve seen this a couple of times - once started it is impossible to stop until the source of the “food” has gone.

Other reasons not to do this are - sugar water is essentially “junk” food for bees. Its full of carbohydrates which will give them an energy burst, but has no other nutritional value unlike the food they should be having i.e. nectar.

Honey bees will store this as honey in the hive. The beekeeper unknowingly may end up extracting and selling this as honey later in the year. You don’t want to buy sugar syrup and the beekeeper doesn’t want to be prosecuted for selling a product which isn’t honey.

This is also an easy food source for social wasps.

By all means give a tired bee a drink of sugar water on a spoon, but please don’t leave it out for them.

If you want to help bees there are lots of ways you can do this from planting nectar rich plants or leaving out bowls of water with gravel/small pebbles in so they can access the water which they would be very grateful for.

PLEASE SHARE THIS AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

Edited - It appears that a lot of the advice I have seen about leaving out sugar water stems from advice from DAVID ATTENBOROUGH. He was absolutely right in his advice, but his advice was if you see a struggling bee to put some sugar water where the bee could reach it - not to leave out bowls of sugar water. Unfortunately it seems like, as usual, media publications have misquoted advice and not done their research

Also please don’t feed bees honey. Surprisingly they don’t eat honey - they eat nectar. Honey bees make honey for their own use during the winter months, but bumble bees collect and use nectar as and when they need it.

Feeding honey can spread disease between bees.

[itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt]

Reblog for a tired bee

[knifefightscene]

Every day I’m reminded that Disney is EVIL

[funny-tik-toks]

[thepurveyor2018]

The betrayal...

[elftwink]

i will defend improvised storytelling till the day i fucking die i think stories told by people under pressure to do it fast, stories told in collaboration…. that shits gorgeous and ALIVE. have you ever gone to a writing workshop and someone writes the rawest shit in the entire world during a ten minute free write? playing dnd and some dialogue is so moving it makes you wonder how it came from your dumbass friends? got really into one of those ‘one sentence at a time’ campfire story games and ended up making something— totally unrecorded, lost except to the people who were there— that should have been in the fucking moma?

people are full to the BRIM with stories and honing that storytelling into a specific practice (ex. writing) is for sure a learned skill that takes tons of practice to do effectively but…… it’s there. it’s there and anyone can tap into it if they’re given opportunity and an audience to say it to.

look, the point of telling stories is to connect with other people. and all we’ve ever done throughout human history is connect connect connect so is it any wonder when you put a human being in front of an outlet and you say ‘tell me a story’, no one stays silent? 

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i get so irrationally angry at phone calls unless i love you. like no you cannot disturb me..... except you specifically can actually

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

to the extended car warranty phone callers: you are not my beloved. die