[instantcaramel]

[fvckw4d]

I don't know how to explain it exactly, but Danny phantom (the show)'s identity and tone problems make the whole viewing experience kind of uncanny, like it's forever trapped between the two entirely different genres of wacky superhero comedy and serial horror thriller, as if it was both simultaneously two incompatible things at the same time,

[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[ryan-sometimes]

Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her

[ryan-sometimes]

I could never see a famous woman be mean to a paparazzi and think she’s in the wrong. I was on Chappell’s side even when I thought she yelled at the paparazzi without any reason. People want a pop diva until she acts like a pop diva

[ryan-sometimes]

People criticize famous women being dicks to paparazzi as if they don’t remember Princess Diana, Britney Spears, or Amy Winehouse. Paparazzi see famous women as objects that they can chew up and spit back out. As far as I’m concerned, Chappell can yell at them all she wants.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[pisshandkerchief]

did you imagine your own tragic death a lot as a child or are you normal

[depsidase]

[conceptofjoy]

big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.

[lizardsmp3]

and let it be known the dani snot finger gun salute irrevocably fucked up my mannerisms from a young age and it's still like the only thing i know how to do in any given situation ever. there's no fixing me

[inkskinned]

executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.

& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”.  it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it. 

i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks. 

im trying. im trying. please help me get up.

[sleepyslag]

Nineteen year old Dan Howell cried on Phil's couch one too many times about all the adult things he didn't know how to do and Phil said don't worry about it babygirl I'll do your taxes forever <3

[sleepyslag]

so many people in my notes going "when is it my turn" do you think dan sat around and waited for phil. no he was out here flirting in public on twitter dot com he took the initiative okay. slide into someone's dms today.

[desert-palm]

[depsidase]

[pseudophan]

inside you there are two wolves. one desperately wants dan and phil to be free of invasive interviewers and not be asked questions about their relationship ever again. the other one finds their answers so fucking funny though is the thing

[goingpheral]

Kind of obsessed with Dan and Phil around us being like: “Heehee we know you know, we’re leaving doors open, we’re your dads”

But with interviewers they go: “What are you? A cop?”

And I think that’s beautiful

[snailspng]

Sunburst mirror PNGs.

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[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

An insane rat just rubbed up against my feet

[maicrowave]

@lesbiandanhowell 4 u