Cap - 30ish - She/They 🏳️🌈
Chaotic Dumbass
Header from the wonderful @frankiesoup
DNI - Minors - Forgot you existed
Know me IRL? That's a you problem babe
Fanfiction and (aspiring) novel writer, occasional artist, committed yapper
Main Fandoms: Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and BG3
You can find me on ao3 @ capnmarvl
College Professor & Social Psychologist - Research focus in secondary traumatization and compassion fatigue
Herder of 4 dumb cats (Aurora, Liliana, Silas, and Deacon) with my wife
Additional hobbies: Archery, weight lifting, playing dnd, asking farm animals to stop biting me, cosplaying, general crafting
Fic list, OC list, and some art under the cut
Mass Effect Fanfictions
Shakarian
AU - Fostered Rivalry - 3-part alternate first meeting w/ Extras
1. Priority: Old Friends and New - 26k; Mature
2. Priority: Making and Breaking Amends - 44k; Mature
3. Priority: Loved, Needed, Wanted - 38k; Mature
4. How to Raise Your Human (Currently Updating!) - 5k+; Mature
5. Priority: You've Got to be Kitten Me - Standalone - 2k; Teen
You can follow my shenanigans about this series here
2. Buy in for Skyllian Five - 10k; Explicit
3. Bare Minimum Functioning Adult - 5k; Teen
4. Asphyxiation Supernova - 2k; Teen
5. Is It Sacrilegious to Worship Between Your Thighs? - 1.7k; Explicit
Vetryder
New Galaxy, Same Ryder - 1.5k; General
Dragon Age Fanfictions
Cullavellan
Three Knocks for Doomed Man’s Heart - 1.5k; Mature
Novel(s)
The Lives and Deaths of Maple Feychild - Tag
Main Ocs (Mostly dnd characters)
Isbel Goldfluff(she/her) - Lupine Archdruid Circle of the Beast
Valiant (she/her) - Tiefling Warlock Pact of the Archfey
Goodberry "Berry" Goldfluff (he/him) - Isbel's son; Lupine Paladin Oath of the Ancients
Maple Feychild (he/him) - Main Character of my novel; Fey Elf Bard College of Glamour
Thomas Reynolds (he/him) - Maple's LI in LaDoMF
Varian (he/him) - Mass Effect OC; Turian - Part of Fostered Rivalry
what they don’t tell you about being a writer is that returning to a long fic you haven’t touched in a while means rereading 50k words first because you don’t actually remember your own fics that well
Having now done all three of the boys' romances in veilguard, the difference between davrin and emmrich taking you on dates and giving you cute kisses and making sure you get along with their sons before working their way up to talking about more serious feelings really makes you realize how unhinged lucanis is. He spends the first 2/3 of the game being like don't look at me, don't touch me, don't acknowledge me. then after you literally go in his brain to find out what's going on with him and save him he's like. fine. ok. you're special to me. and that's it, he doesn't even kiss you. then you get to endgame and he's like btw I would kill god for you. let's have our first kiss, declaration of love, and full penetration in one night. something deeply wrong with him.
everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye
@blueclanmarkings you get this simply because I was in the middle of writing lol
Thomas keeps a journal and has opinions
6 Nightscape 15th42
Starmet isn’t the smallest town on Gossamer Lake, but it is certainly one of my least favorites. Sat right in the middle of farmland and little else, one can’t even really enjoy a view of the lake unless you want to travel to the far outskirts of town and deal with the porters and sailors who crawl about the tiny harbor.
I’ve asked around before as to why the town is built offset from the lake and received mostly blank stares and one unbidden suggestion that if I so desperately wanted to see something wet they could help me. Gross. Best I can tell the town may have at one point been directly on the lake proper given some of the older buildings on the edge of the town center are built on three foot stilts. Avis and Ibbot, the two closest neighboring towns to the south, are also far newer than Starmet and were built directly at the water’s edge on either side of a small river that comes down from the mountains. Ibbot may be my least favorite of the Gossamer Lake towns. Not because Diane lives there. The whole town is full of weirdos. The town’s obsession with the mythos of the unnamed mountains leaves a lot to be desired. Namely because they think giant moles created them. I have it on good authority that giant moles 1) do not exist, and 2) would be incapable of creating mountains even if they did.
Why Valiant insisted on Starmet as a drop point for the book is beyond me, but the next time I speak with her we will be having a proper conversation about parcel delivery and where are the most convenient drop points. She knows I hate to be this side of the Cosk River. Too close to Finere. Too close to home.
I must simply hope that this book is worth the effort of traveling all the way here.
Shep has zero qualms about physical affection with people, however, she’s well aware of social conventions and perceptions.
so she has 2 for sure
In FR, she’s trying to convince Garrus to go down to Noveria with her and climbs into his cot to irritate him and gets caught by Ash coming into the crew quarters. I never wrote it but there was definitely a ‘this is not what it looks like!!’ Conversation that happens later (it was exactly what it looks like).
Also, I gave her an apartment on the citadel long before she ever gets the one from Anderson, and I put a massive L-shaped couch in it and I think it’s not entirely unusual to find her passed out on it curled up with Varian, Tali, or Liara (pre-death) after a late night movie binge or some such and Garrus has just accepted he doesn’t get to cuddle with his girlfriend half the time. The first time though Shepard definitely tried a ‘this isn’t what it looks like’ and he was just like ‘this isn’t a recreation of every Saturday night from our childhood?’
there’s probably many other notable times simply because Shepard puts herself on the back foot semi-frequently with social interactions!
I played through ME1 and I'm at the beginning of ME2 and Garrus is horrifically charming no wonder the ONLY thing I knew about this game going in is that everyone romances him
I haven't seen Shepard flirt with anyone yet but I cannot imagine her doing anything typical of flirting. I feel like she'd sooner bring someone's dead rival to them like a cat
Every week I ask a basic question about your Shepard, vote and elaborate in the tags!
Note on this week's poll: I assume every Shepard does the requisite work to stay in shape. I'm asking about what they like to do, what they would still do even if they had a completely different job.
What is your Shepard's favorite form of exercise?
Running
Swimming
Lifting
Cycling
Some specific kind of workout/class (ex. crossfit, orangetheory)
Team sport
Outdoor activity (ex. hiking, skiing)
Creative pursuit (ex. dancing, gymnastics)
Yoga (or similar)
Something else (tell me in the tags!)
Secretly(?) hates exercise and considers it a necessary evil for their professio