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[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

[red-hoods-left-sock]

I’m sure Jedi General Kenobi and Commander Cody are very competent men, but in a way that if you leave them alone for more than an hour they will get up to impossible shenanigans

Master yoda : a Commander sized hole in the ceiling, there is

Obi wan, having just levitated cody as high as he could because cody wanted to know what it was like to be the spider on the roof, and how could he say no: hmm I have no idea

[captaingondolin]

It’s not being left alone per se, it’s being left alone without enrichment. If they were to be, say, captured by Dooku and had to escape, they’d stay super competent until they got back to base. 

And then Obi-Wan would levitate Cody, because neither of them has had a decent night’s sleep in two years and they are too tired to hold off their secret chaos gremlin nature.

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

this sums up the entirety of star wars

[rylandsgrace]

#10 years old Leia with a blaster would be a menace

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[obligatorytropeinsert]

Obi-Wan: Commander! You want to hold my hand, how awfully forward of you

Cody: We literally slept together yesterday. I was inside you

Obi-Wan: That's nothing compared to the intimacy of hand holding

[obligatorytropeinsert]

Obi-Wan: I don’t do everything I’m told to do.

Cody: The hell you do. Ever since we met you’ve been doing everything I want to do.

Obi-Wan: ....

Cody: You’re lucky I found you before a cult did.

[fanfic-obsessed]

For some reason this just makes me picture Mace Windu dropping from the ceiling to beg Cody for the secret of 'How to make this sassy little shit do what you tell him to'.

[krazykupid]

Cody clams up because that's very very very private information.

Then another of Ghost Company pokes their head into the room saying, "Oh the General just has a praise kink" and just walks away.

[fanfic-obsessed]

Mace nods like this makes perfect sense, wonders out loud how Cody found out about that trait. Then leaves as both Cody and Obi Wan turn bright red.

[brachiosaurus-on]

I like to imagine that at least once during the clone wars someone sent a report to General Kenobi and a very tired Master Kenobi just graded it and sent it back.

[redminibike1]

#my type of amusement varies based on whose report was graded#Ahsoka revises the mistakes and politely resubmits assuming Obi-Wan is teaching her how to write better reports#Anakin throws a tantrum because he’s a knight now and nothing is ever good enough for Obi-Wan anyway#Cody immediately picks up on what must have happened and sends the report back with some revisions accepted and some rejected#Mace calls him and tells him to take a nap#Yoda goes over the entire report with a green pen (Obi-Wan used red) and corrects the sentence structure to match his speech patterns#Waxer and Boil spend several hours overthinking whether or not the General is upset with them#Depa calls just to laugh at him like an older sister#Luminara wonders if this is a joke from Obi-Wan or a critique from Councilor Kenobi before she figures it out#Admiral Yularen just blinks at it because he knew working with Jedi was an experience but wow#Palpatine is enraged and seething at this power play he does not understand#it consumes his thoughts even after Obi-Wan sends an apology which obviously must be part of the power play

HEY HEY HEY you CANNOT leave these in the tags!! You CAN’T

[parksandprequels]

Parks and Prequels

[high-quality-tiktoks]

What a quirky little recipe

[suppuration]

“I’m going to eat all of these :)”

[parksandprequels]

Parks and Prequels

Team Let Obi-Wan Have a Nap

[headedtobandomeer]

I'm just thinking about Boba going out of his way to speak mando'a with Din both because he's out of practice and he wants to maintain his fluency and because Din no longer has anyone to speak it with.

Just think about the in the throne room some one has brought bad news and Boba and Din are speaking to each other in mando'a. The person in front of them is convinced that they are discussing his death but really they're just talking about what they're going to have for dinner

[headedtobandomeer]

Boba offered to teach Fennic Mando'a.

She turned him down saying "I don't want to hear the gross stuff you say to each other. I don't need to hear 'sweetheart' this 'babe' that I'm perfectly fine not knowing what's going on"

Din still taught her All the swears though

[headedtobandomeer]

She ends up accidentally learning it anyways. Because she spends a lot of time around them and they speak it all the time and eventually she just started to put it together in her brain without even trying

She didn't realize it was happening one day she just said "can you please not flirt in basic around me"

And Boba was like "we are speaking mando'a"

And then Fennec swore and stormed off to process that she was going to have to hear them being lovey again

[correctmandos]

boba: HELP I TOLD DIN ID COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK

fennec, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: you came to the right place

[gffa]

#PERFECT ANIMATION OF OBI-WAN KENOBI #OBI-WAN SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE A BASEBALL BAT #IS THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST THING #’HE’S ONE OF THE BEST DUELLISTS IN THE JEDI ORDER. HIS STYLE IS REFINED AND–’ #MEANWHILE OBI-WAN KENOBI:  [HITS YOU WITH A LIGHTSABER BAT]

[gffa]

#no no#this is WHY he’s the best duelist (via @markwatnae​) Yes!  You understand!!  Obi-Wan is one of the best duelists in the Jedi Order, but people are wrong about why.  They think he’s the personification of refinement and elegance. N O ! ! ! HE WILL JUST STRAIGHT UP BLOW OUT YOUR KNEE WITH A HARD KICK, PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A BASEBALL BAT LIGHTSABER. OBI-WAN KENOBI STREET FIGHTS AND YOU’RE ALL SLEEPING ON THIS.

NEVER CROSS OBI-WAN KENOBI IN A LIGHTSABER FIGHT BECAUSE HE WILL FUCK YOU UP IN THE MOST DOWN AND OUT WAY. JUST STRAIGHT UP BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND. LIKE, YES, HE’S A JEDI MASTER AND HE IS GRACEFUL AND HAS HONED HIS SKILLS, HE VERY MUCH IS ABOUT DISCIPLINE AND FINE TUNING HIS TRAINING. HIS FINE TUNING HIS ABILITY TO DROP YOU TO THE GROUND AND SWING A LIGHTSABER BAT AT YOUR HEAD.

[lilhawkeye3]

y’all I need more Carl Weathers appreciation when we talk about the Mandalorian

[olive-mockingbird]

Reasons why I love Greef Karga:

1. He legitimately thought Grogu was trying to eat him and was just like, “I hope the poison kills me before he starts eating me alive.”

2. Upon being trapped by Moff Gideon in the bar and reasonably assuming that he, Mando, and Cara are all going to die, immediately goes for the spotchka.

3. Had one (1) idea for how to save everyone from Moff Gideon’s TIE fighter, and upon finding out that wouldn’t work, just gave up?

4. Recognized that Grogu was taking care of Din just as much as Din was taking care of Grogu.

5. Had a statue of IG-11 built.

[lilhawkeye3]

OMG Y E S

[calmsunshine360]

6.

[itsizbo]

[forcearama]

OMG

[smonksthemuse]

Ghost Padme is wearing neither the clothes she died in nor the clothes she was buried in, which can only mean one thing Padme Amidala brought her wardrobe with her to the afterlife, because wearing the same outfit for eternity was to her a fate worse than death

[tatooineknights]

okay i saw this comment and im screaming and have to reblog again

[confuzing]

Boba Fett takes an incoming comm in the middle of a fight: Oh hi Din, how are you?

*indistinct sounds of Din Djarin having a breakdown because he misses his green baby and also people keep saying he's king of Mandalore*

Boba Fett: Uh huh. Uh huh. Sounds rough buddy. Oh me? *Shoots a guy* I'm doing fine, Fennec and I are just doin' hot girl shit.