Castle of Cuddles ♡

"When it comes to love, however, all she wants is a cute apartment in the city and a comforting touch for nights when past ghosts come to walk her walls."

[hotshotriot]

its like strippers and the economy to me

[rhymingteelookatme]

#eorzean proverb: one scion is happenstance two is coincidence three is impending calamity

via @ofdarklands

[totallycorrectffxivquotes]

WoL: What if instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a two-inch-thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again.

Urianger, without looking up from his book: Fun fact, that’s what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would come down so fast that it would kill us.

WoL: Oh.

[lostmel0dy]

All right now someone translate this into Urianger speak.

[the-manderville-mambo]

WoL: What if instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a two-inch-thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it's sunny again.

Urianger, without looking up from his book: Verily, such a thing would indeed occur were it not for the air itself. 'Twould descend upon us with such speed that all caught in the deluge would surely perish.

WoL: Oh.

[konigstigerr]

the sixth umbral calamity

[voidbloggg]

WoL: What if instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a two-ilm-thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it's sunny again.

Urianger, without looking up from his book: Verily, such a thing would indeed occur were it not for the air itself. 'Twould descend upon us with such speed that all caught in the deluge would surely perish.

WoL: Oh.

Edited for Eorzean Measurement compliance

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

i made the comic

[gotouda]

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

[satelliteduster]

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[pseudophan]

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

[pseudophan]

don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

[smilingformoney]

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

[li-ion-battery]

waiter! waiter! more characters grieving something they can't even remember please!

[voidsentprinces]

[importantpics]

More @importantpics

[sawhxre]

Put him down, he's got a meeting

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[finalrespite]

starting a collection

(links in alt)

[velinxi]

“I reincarnated into the villainess” power fantasy webtoons but I make it Mel Medarda and Sevika yuri

[onedayfour]

Happy SUMMMERRRR!!!!!!!!!!! (soon)

[bambicoded]

it's important to me that ilya remains captain of the centaurs after shane joins, but i have a specific picture in my mind of shane being assistant captain and being generally harmless and super chill , so the centaurs see him as like the chill parent (something to be said about shane being content in letting someone else, specifically His Someone, have the reins and enjoying not being in charge) but then ilya has to be out for a few weeks for like health or smth so shane goes into Captain Mode and the centaurs are scared shitless by how intense he gets all of a sudden. the most intense drills of all time. the hardest plays they've ever heard of. the strictest practices on earth. and they suddenly understand why shane led the metros/voyagers to victory so many times and why ilya treats him like the boss in their relationship. and then as soon as ilya comes back he turns it off and the centaurs are like Oh Thank Fuck Because What The Hell Was That

[aerithcloud]

Reminder that Joker canonically enjoys crossdressing in all Persona 5 media!

[emastral2718]

[it-rayray]

I can hear this picture.

[yaoiblackmold]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

[booksandberries]

[inusmasha]

Sometimes it’s hard to read fanfic when you’re studying herbalism.. when they have the character preparing a tincture to use that same DAY!!?

Baby those dried herbs need to sit in that jar with high proof alcohol for at LEAST a month!

That’s why before the use of calendars ppl use to prepare their tinctures either on the new moon or full moon. A a full moon cycle is usually 28 days or so. And they would give the moon names so it’s easier to remember when/what month said tincture was bottled.

This is also why herbal medicine is prepare in small batches. You have to take your time preparing your bottles. Making sure everything is clean so you don’t end up with mold. Diluting your grain alcohol. Heckkk knowing when to pick your herbs for max potency! Drying your herbs! That takes a lot of time too!

I didn’t mean to rant lol

[heywriters]

No, this explains literally everything to me, thank you.

[sporadicallystatic]