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you don't have to advertise that to me, i'm already well aware

is this before or after the hand stuff

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

thaumasilva

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

rawme-price

No thoughts just post-TBI!soap who's hair is a grown out mess when you met him, right?

It's difficult to take care of his hair when his body doesn't want to listen to him most days. Limbs jerking at odd angles, cramping up, or running on a delay.

"I could cut it for you," you offer one night, brushing a strand of hair behind his ear. It's one of those days where soap wants to be anyone but the person he is. "I used to cut my friends hair all the time. Mohawk is easy."

"Y-you know it'll t-take forever, dove." Soap warns, refusing to get his hopes up "i can't s-sit still. Not like I used t-to."

"More time with eye candy? Oh nooooo...what will I do?" You roll your eyes, teasing.

Which is how soap ends up in the bathroom, shirt off because he knows he'll be hopping in the shower afterwards anyways. It feels weird having anyone so close, your hand in his hair "okay, johnny. I'm starting now, be good for me."

Turns out, soap has been missing this. Letting go while a lover cards through his hair. You easily adjust to the sudden jerks and twitches of his body, pulling the clippers away and resuming seamlessly with a "mh, so reactive, johnny."

It's been months since soap has felt in any way sexy. It's impossible for him to find pleasure in the body that hardly feels like his own.

But as you slowly shape out that familiar mohawk, it's like something snaps back into place. Your hands gently tugging soaps head into place has him blushing, half-hard from the absent touches alone.

"Oh? Really, johnny?" Then your hand really cards through his fresh mohawk, grips his roots tight and pulls him back to look at your pleased expression "enjoying it? Hm?"

The other hand slips down to palm at his jeans, and for the first time in months soap is arching his back with a moan. He clumsily humps your palms, eager.

"Go clean up and then we can play, okay?" You coo, offering his bulge one last stroke.

Soap sets a record for his fastest shower post-injury that night.

what-even-is-thiss

I was looking up various country flag ratios because I’m thinking my way through some possible themed sewing projects and I didn’t know that the USA’s flag ratio is 10:19

That’s not inherently bad but it is really unsatisfying to look at I must say.

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So apparently this is actually an executive order related to certain military functions and you can actually use whatever ratio you want.

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Squaremerica

what-even-is-thiss

Squamerica!

lolthsword

sorrow, betrayal and emotional pain

dreamcastmod

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

valkvriesuitremade-blog

if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once

wichatime

hellsitegenetics

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Closest match: Epinotia tetraquetrana genome assembly, chromosome: 7 Common name: Square-Barred Bell

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revolbloodtype

parasolyaa

when i say i’m from ukraine, people assume i live somewhere else now. when i say i live in ukraine, they assume i’m somehow immune to war, and there’s a logical division between a ukrainian they chat with on discord and a ukrainian on the news. bitches my yaoi is written from the bomb shelter

whydidisavethistomyphone

naamahdarling

Even an orange cat is right sometimes.

adultlikers

porksweats

e me a mail

fortooate

make the attachment a pic of a snail

jumpingjacktrash

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

nuclearcarrots

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

laurasinele

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane