just grip it and rip it

Canadian - Music Loving - Plaid Loving - Likes Noodles a Little Too Much

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[fullauto-armsnotaigns]

Wars over, son.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[stupit]

[dailyquests]

Hunt Down the Other Jermas (0/984).

[irregodless]

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

[damian-janus-pendragon]

[irregodless]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Does free will exist?

[catgirltoofies]

yeah

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[modogoblin]

[radiofreederry]

[umbralhorrors]

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[thysilus]

me frm 2016 lookin @ me frm 2022

[thysilus]

wh…what?

[thysilus]

BRO??????????????

[thysilus]

u seein this shit, bedroom demon?

[vergak]

Goddamn. Okay

[theweatherchannel]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[doorstuck]

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[unclefather]

*gains exp from not having a panic attack in home depot*

[unclefather]

*loses a little health because i made eye contact with a garden gnome*