aye aye Captain

i am very, very gay

[curlicuecal]

these ai-generated articles are really getting round the bend

fascinated by "keeping nipples hard with asexual nature"

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

[like-10-bees]

I love :

1. How you can hear them all trying not to laugh

2. The shear amount of friends he had to get together to make this

3. The one who goes “you want a cripe sanberry?”

[c3rvida3]

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”

[marsalaandthearcana]

What do you mean this didn’t happen?

[thearcanatweets]

[vesuviass]

Julian: I’m not a good person, I don’t deserve your love-

MC:

[69-gays-and-a-goat]

Does this even need a caption?

[gabberdraw]

Mazelinka would take a wooden spoon to a bar fight….and win

[tattah-art]

Julian -8

[hopelessly-written]

My favorite heart hunter interaction (so far)

Muriel: Faust? What are you doing down here?

Faust: Crimes!

Me, watching this unfold: Faust, no!

[godlypuke-blog]

me playing julians route

[siilidoodles]

My Julian route started already from this very moment

[mischief16]

Me: *sees Julian Devorak*

[provocatieure]

lucio taught faust to say ‘fuck’ and asra set him on fire and that’s actually how he died 💁🍵

[vesuviass]

MC, after Julian got hanged: Now let us send him off with a traditional ballad

MC, crying, and playing Toxic by Britney Spears: it’s what he would have wanted

[fakebtsquotes]

Jungkook,in the bathroom

Announcer: And The award goes to BTS!!!

Jungkook: ah congrats

Jungkook:

Jungkook: Wait

[cy-lindric]

Tae served massive looks at hong kong MAMAs