Hopelessly Written

Mylo. they/them. Writer, Non-Mono Bi Babe, nerdlesquer. Come chat me up about nerdy things or whatever.

[hopelessly-written]

I know I haven’t been on here in ages, but I figure I should post this on all my social media.

As some of you know, I am nonbinary. I use they/them pronouns and don’t identify as anything male or female. I also have dysphoria centered mainly around the fact that I have boobs. I would like to no longer have those attached to my body, so I’m saving up for top surgery.

HOWEVER, my dysphoria has been getting progressively worse a lot faster than I can save so I’ve started taking donations from friends and family and strangers on the internet.

If you can, please donate to the link below or venm0 me (juzzwriting). If you can’t donate, then please signal boost. My dysphoria is making me very depressed and hopeless feeling.

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8uMSLxifSe

[ellatholmes]

physically i'm staring at the ceiling but mentally i'm writing a six book saga complete with it's own tv show and movie series

[alexwritesfiction]

this is so me. 

[geekandmisandry]

“Millennials are killing the-”

[2000love]

don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless

[release-the-sheep]

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they're literally harmonizing. they're right fucking there. they're in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! 'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!' no fucking kidding he won't stevie he's literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

[fupafiend]

men will be in the way

[fupafiend]

men see an empty space think “i can stand there” and step right in somebodys way

[tobacconist]

when i was a child i asked my grandad (who has a thick yorkshire accent) why he sometimes misses letters out of words and words out of sentences and he told me its because they had to ration letters during the war

[dererumvita-art]

Join the Fellowship of the Ring, we have:

the local weed man, who is secretly the most powerful being in the land

a bunch of surprisingly competent tiny adults 

a semi-immortal twink

the Axe testimonial

a hobo

Sean Bean

EDIT: and Bill the Pony, GOSH DARN IT YOU GUYS I HADN’T LEFT HIM OUT ON PURPOSE I’M SORRY

[guiltyfixations]

This one started as a screencap redraw and then this happened. 

[angelenentrenamiento]

me: *sees a ghost* omg are you dead

the ghost: of corpse

[angelenentrenamiento]

somebody said they will beat my ass because of this joke. Grave mistake

[crim-bat]

I’m not sorry

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite Star Wars post

[commonrabble]

But what if…. Luke goes “I appreciate that you’re trying to take my mind off things by coming up with ridiculous stuff to try and get a laugh out of me, but it’s Not Working.”

Obi-wan: “but it’s true!”

Luke: “Uh huh. What’s next, telling me that I’m the hologram lady’s long-lost twin?”

Obi-wan: “Yes!”

And from this point onward Luke thinks that this is Obi-wan’s attempt at a long-running gag. Obi-wan grows increasingly desperate to convince Luke that he’s telling the truth, darnit. Luke thinks he’s growing increasingly desperate to be funny.

Darth Vader mcfreakin loses it when Luke’s first words upon seeing him are a sarcastic “Oh hi, dad” with enough sass to choke Jabba the Hut.

Vader: “how did you know.”

Luke turns to Obi-wan and splutters.

Luke: “How?? How did you get Darth Vader to play along with your stupid joke????”

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

I love it

[certified-diablerist]

Oh my gosh

[smilechiales]

I really love this post

[whenemmafallsinlove]

if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[gottalovecatss]

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

[hgjhgjhgjghxxddhhhbb-deactivate]

[sarmaemoji]

✅ staff reviewed

[communistbussy]

WikiHow said fuck blue lives

[party-werewolf]

Thank you silent hill artist and creator of pyramid head Masahiro Ito

[party-werewolf]

This is WHAT

[plaguerat1351]

This is fuck! :]

[zyg0us]

A party of basterds

[mockwa]

[viostormcaller]

PEOPLE OUT HERE BEING GENIUSES TODAY