Fake It Till You Make It

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[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that  Black Friday 2013, Cards Against Humanity had an “Anti-Sale” with increased prices, and still had a sales spike and maintained its best-selling status on Amazon. (x)

[insomniac-arrest]

this is so fucking funny

[minotauri]

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

[killmongerthiskoochie]

[z0mbie1uvr]

Everyone is always saying how Peter would probably be terrified of spiders because of irony, but what if he thinks of spiders as his little buddies?

-Like when he sees them in the apartment in winter he doesn’t kill them, he lets them stay in cause it’s cold and he feels that they can’t thermoregulate, and in the summer he just lets them go in a jar so they don’t have to die.

-What if he temporarily makes webs for them with his own webs? Yes they disintegrate but it’s just till they can leave the apartment safely.

-What if he actually has a tarantula that Aunt May hates but she lets Peter keep cause he’s so happy with it and when he saw it at the pet store he just had. to. get. it.

-What if it has a dorky name like Webster. What if he names ALL the spiders he comes across.

Feel free to add more!

[homieroticism]

when i was watching spiderverse at the movies with my family, when peni parker showed up on the screen my auntie leaned over to me and whispered, “is that goku?” and i lost my absolute shit in the theatre

[theincrediblebrucebanner]

One of my biggest headcanons is that Miles gives Peter B. drawings from his sketchbook every time he comes to his dimension.

The first time Miles gave him a sketch, it was one of the two of them in Peter’s favorite burger joint. Peter was stuffing his face with fries, and Miles was laughing hysterically. He felt his eyes water up, and enveloped Miles in a tight hug. It became a tradition after that, with Miles giving him some drawing in his sketchbook that was just for him.

Peter won’t admit it to anyone, but he frames every single sketch and hangs them up in his room. He also always makes sure Miles signs them all. When Miles asked why, he said, “That’s what makes them priceless. The fact that they were made by you.”

Miles won’t admit it to anyone, but when Peter told him that, he felt like he was truly on top of the world for the first time in a while.

Whenever Peter feels like giving up, he looks at the array of sketches on his wall. He’s reminded that he has a kiddo always rooting for him, no matter how many dimensions apart they are. And that always makes him smile.

[detroitbecomevenom]

Miles when Peter agrees to help him:

[incorrect-into-the-spiderverse]

Noir: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.

Peter: I photosynthesis with this.

[gravy-navy-old]

All the platonic love in spiderverse gets me so sappy

[incorrect-into-the-spiderverse]

Miles: You know you can die from that, right?

Noir, smoking a cigarette: That’s the point.

Peter, drinking alcohol: We’re trying to speed this up.

Ham, eating raw cookie dough: *Nodding*

[wedding-shemp]

I’m thinking about Mark Hamill’s story about how he was so clueless and self-absorbed in his twenties that he didn’t notice his co-stars having a very obvious affair and how completely in charachter that is for Luke Skywalker. Like, how long do you think it took Luke to notice that his best friend and his twin sister were married. I’m guessing when Leia was seven months pregnant with Ben

[wedding-shemp]

Luke: what do you MEAN you’re pregnant? Who got you pregnant??

Leia: Han.

Luke:

Leia: My husband. Han. Who I’m married to and live with.

Luke:

Luke:

Luke: Your WHAT

[wedding-shemp]

I’m thinking about Mark Hamill’s story about how he was so clueless and self-absorbed in his twenties that he didn’t notice his co-stars having a very obvious affair and how completely in charachter that is for Luke Skywalker. Like, how long do you think it took Luke to notice that his best friend and his twin sister were married. I’m guessing when Leia was seven months pregnant with Ben

[wedding-shemp]

Luke: what do you MEAN you’re pregnant? Who got you pregnant??

Leia: Han.

Luke:

Leia: My husband. Han. Who I’m married to and live with.

Luke:

Luke:

Luke: Your WHAT

[adreamofspring-archive]

..I am not the frightened girl you met in pentos. I have counted only fifteen name days, true. But I am as old as the crones in the Dosh Khaleen and as young as my dragons. I have borne a child. Burned a khal. Crossed the red waste and the dothraki sea. Mine is the blood of the dragon.

Happy birthday, Callie!

[reverseracism]

[kingfucko]

do you remember how loud computers used to be

like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob

[claphnelauren]

whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by

[y0uwontknow]

THIS.

[chickenfarmersan]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

UNMUTE THIS RIGHT NOW