Captain Hanaii

Airship captain and gaming extroardinaire

[hazy-october]

[leda-of-the-battlefield]

Inktober 5.10.18

[durbikins]

Please play Yakuza Kiwami 2.

[mrtheinsatiable]

It would be very sexy, just super erotic, completely seductive, if someone were to give me several dollars

[deadrisingrevengeance]

Everyone knows about Paul Rudd accidentally cosplaying as Kazuma Kiryu

But I bet you didn’t know about Kazuma Kiryu accidentally cosplaying as Paul Rudd from the 2007 film ‘Reno 911!: Miami’

Just wanted to share

[joey-wheeler-official]

what makes you think either of these were accidental?

[cutekittensarefun]

Meet my new little panther, Binx. He looks startled 50% of the time.

[fyblackwomenart]

Taste of Blue by  Gank Pansuay

[talkgentlytome]

[misssawkward-deactivated2023051]

I think this is beautiful

[yekkes]

Oh you’re gay? Want to kiss about it

[gennin-moved-deactivated2018043]

you wanna kiss? a fucking smooch? a godfuckingdamn peck on the lips? id be happy to oblige

[naked-yogi]

As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol.

[naked-yogi]

Lmao @ people who think I’m ridiculous for this post. I’m defensive because alcoholism is a huge issue. Everywhere in the world. Not to mention, I know it’s hard for some of you fucks to believe because of how widely accepted alcohol is, but there are a HUGE amount of people who have personal issues with alcohol. Either being recovering or previous alcoholics themselves, having a close personal tie with someone who abused alcohol, growing up in an unstable alcoholic household, having DEEPLY EMBEDDED family or spouse issues ALL because of alcohol. FUCK OFF with your me being so offended bullshit. Just assume people are sober till you find out on **their** terms they aren’t. Don’t expect that everyone likes to drink. Just like you wouldn’t expect that everyone likes to smoke cannabis, why would you do it with alcohol? (That’s rhetorical, it’s obviously because basically everyone assumes the entire world enjoys drinking). It’s not hard. Don’t offer people drinks unless you know they drink. BYE.

[paralol]

My favorite response when I tell people im straight edge is “what? You’ll never drink ever? Not one drink? I don’t believe you.” And they’ll laugh And I’ll look them straight in their fucking eye and tell them both my parents, and my aunt are recovering alcoholics. The rest of my family? Has never tried, nor ever got the chance to recover from their addiction. It’s by some miracle my mother is alive right now because she drank so much her liver stopped working. She was in a coma for two weeks. The doctors almost gave up on her. My dad was an abusive drunk and then turned to hard drugs and that certainly didn’t help anything. My 3 younger sisters and I were almost put into foster care because of the both of them. I was only about 14 at the time. Making my youngest sister, 7. And because of all of this my family went bankrupt and we were almost homeless. All because of drinking :)

That usually shuts them up real fucking fast but, I shouldn’t have to explain that to anyone. I shouldn’t have to defend my (perfectly healthy!) choices!

If someone tells you they don’t drink, it’s for a fucking reason. Don’t be a dick. Casual alcoholism is a huge fucking problem in the world and its scary that most people can’t see it.

[briwhosaysni]

Also, some people just… don’t like drinking. There are people out there who just genuinely do not enjoy drinking alcohol. They don’t like the taste, they don’t like being impaired, and they have no desire to try to force themselves into enjoying it just because someone else thinks it’s “weird”.

There are all kinds of reasons that someone might not choose to drink, and all of those reasons are valid. There’s nothing wrong with it, it doesn’t mean they “can’t have fun”, and I guarantee you they’re not judging you for drinking. And if they are? It’s definitely not as much as they’re being judged for not drinking.

Don’t try to force people to drink. Don’t assume everyone likes to drink. And if someone says they don’t drink? Don’t force them to explain why just to get you to stop hounding them.

[bigmouthlass]

There are plenty of reasons to avoid booze and the particulars of someone’s reasons are none of your business. Nobody deserves to catch crap because they don’t imbibe.

[roymblog]

Don’t forget not being able to drink because of medical conditions or medications. Plenty of drugs prescribed for mental illnesses don’t play nice with alcohol.

[vanish-cherry-deactivated202509]

hi this is v important !!!! i personally don’t drink, not sure if i ever will, but i HATE how it’s expected in society. ridiculous . and just bc i don’t drink doesn’t mean other people can’t? like if we’re out and you want to have a drink like that’s fine??? i just personally don’t want to drink / be around extremely intoxicated people.

[captainhanaii]

Tip from a heavy drinker to fellow drinkers. When mate(s) are straight edge and you know people are gonna pester them about it, you can offer to be their designated soda [or whatever bev] buyer. Then they always have a drink in their hands and if they don’t they can say their mate is buying them one, and hey, extra benefit, you don’t drink as much(which let’s be real isn’t a bad thing at all). AND you have a sober friend around which is literally always a good/safe thing.

Don’t give shit to people who don’t drink.

[autumn-cadence-deactivated20181]

Love of my life, @captainhanaii

Here is your little aesthetic board thing! I hope you enjoy it! <3

[captainhanaii]

I LOVE IT, YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE YOU! Thank you so much <3 <3 <3

[storytellerxxxx]

ONE OK ROCK - Ambitions (2017)

[faefriend]

be romantic with me, give me roses and hold my hand, but also be Romantic, engage in a distraught duel to the death for my affections on a church spire during a lightning storm

[itsde-lightful]

kiss me in the rain but also revolt against the aristocratic social and political norms of the age of enlightenment

[landlordkiller69]

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

[badiemadie]

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

[landlordkiller69]

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

[ultrafacts]

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