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she/her lesbian bcj and evan rosier obsessed pfp credits to: @nynevefromthelake

[misguidedrosekiller]

difference between hollanov is shane is planning while ilya is plotting

[misguidedrosekiller]

regulus and evan are both very pretty

but regulus is pretty with undertones of sadness

evan is pretty with undertones of horrors

they both have ghosts but evan’s are evil and regs just have depression

[femdreamland]

I imagine when hollanov are dads one day that Ilya will bring their kids on the ice and skate around with them all sillily while Shane runs after them protesting about how their baby isn’t bundled enough and they need to be wearing a hat Ilya!!

[misguidedrosekiller]

shane worrying the kid is gonna fall and ilya going “shane they are children of hockey professionals they will not fall” as ilya is skating around with a toddler that’s just giggling

[pandoras-muzic-box]

Barty and Evan were the ones dressing up as the killer clowns in 2016

[misguidedrosekiller]

always terrorizing the masses

[starrs-andcrosses]

‘Hollanov are jegulus’ this ‘hollanov are wolfstar’ that. NO. They are rosekiller IN THE FLESH people!!! Angry bisexual whore Russian and autistic gay angry cat wasian??? THAT IS ROSEKILLER PEOPLE

[misguidedrosekiller]

and don’t forget the daddy issues!!

[misguidedrosekiller]

I 100% belive barty crouch jr would LOVE heated rilvary and say it’s just for the sex.

In reality he gets the realization that he can still be a badass and be in love with his best friend. (barty watches for the emotions and sex(evan watches mostly for the sex and he loves how similar ilya and barty are))

[alter-ego-xxx]

nsfw

Regulus didn't know for too long that Barty and Evan were together.

Because once they figured their shit out, they kept on going how it was. They were best friends FIRST and lovers on the side. They didn't behave differently towards each other, didn't call or touch the other differently.

It went so far that as they were (and let me add; loudly) fucking each other, Reg thought 'oh, Barty must have some bloke over again..' And the coin only fell when he hear Barty, ever the louder one of the two, explicitly moan Evan's name...

[misguidedrosekiller]

oh 100% reg doesn’t find out they are together til he finds out they’re fucking

[misguidedrosekiller]

alright i just had an amazing thought (it’s depressing no surprise there)

The Long Game spoilers

DtMF by bad bunny specifically this part, (photo below) but if the plane crashed and Shane realizing he has no pictures or videos of the love of his life and he has to survive with the crumbs of interviews. Even though he did have pictures and videos of Ilya but he had to delete them in fear of them being leaked.

[moony-jameswife]

okay i hope someone sees this vision bc i feel like a maraudeurs heated rivalry au could have so much potential for many ships, especially rare ships too.

Rose Landry = Pandora

Svetlana= Lily Evans

=> Pandalily

Ilya= Barty

=> LilyxBarty

Shane = Evan

=> Rosekiller

Scott hunter= Sirius

Kip= Remus

=> Wolfstar

Hayden = regulus

im having some difficulties in deciding who james would be in this au, I thought about Hayden being a good option as well if we make Wolfstar hollanov, but I wanted it to be more rosekiller centric so idk

Then again I thought (as I haven't read the long game yet and can't be certain about this) that James could be someone on the Ottawa team and maybe regulus aswell? Bc I don't really think Hayden ist the best fit for regulus, I just did it bc I love Evan's and Reggie's friendship. I also thought about James being Svetlana bc then you'd have some sunkiller too which could be fun

[misguidedrosekiller]

my two obsessions i see your vision

[misguidedrosekiller]

rosekiller movie date

they totally fuck in the back of the theater

it’s some horror movie barty wanted to see and evan got bored because there was no body horror

[misguidedrosekiller]

let’s combine my three obsessions rosekiller, hockey, and heated rilvary.

bartys a goalie cause he’s fucking weird

evan as a defense man

do you see my vision? hockey players are also very protective of their teammates especially their goalie. barty who antagonizes players trying to score (like fleury) which gets him into fights and evan absolutely pummeling anyone who touches his goalie.

I can also see them both as skaters(line partners) who are absolute dirty players

[merulaswelt]

I think there's lots of tall Barty but short Barty?!

Pocket sized rage!

Always vibrating out of his skin, feeling too much in that little body of his.

Barty who hates his size because it allows him to hide from his father better, yes, but it's also one of the many reasons his father is punishing in the first place, as if you can beat your child bigger.

Being belittled because of it until Evan makes him love his size because that man just picks him up, sweeps him away, holds him close.

[misguidedrosekiller]

evan just makes him feel so loved, despite evan being the least likely to be that involved with another person. but it’s barty so what do you expect

[misguidedrosekiller]

“we almost broke up again last night” by sabrina carpenter is so fucking rosekiller just

breaking up getting back together, constant make up sex - ROSEKILLER

them refusing to let eachother go even though it’s getting bad.

ugh i’ve missed them

[panchashire]

Pretty boy

[sandmandaddy69]

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Evan Rosier with a dog tag. That's it that's the post.

[misguidedrosekiller]

(inspired by a post i saw earlier about evan wearing dogs tags)

I raise you veteran evan(age 40) and anarchist barty(22)

but evan who also fucking hates the government but joined because it was that or take over the family business. barty sees this hot ass man with so much trauma and went i can ruin him but in reality they just drag eachother down and are toxicly in love(they love eachother so much(they say they hate eachother))

these two will be the death of me. in every universe

[misguidedrosekiller]

Post by @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m

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