[vemzoi]

I FINISHED IT!!

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[fluffysylveonn]

Some kid just asked me who shel silverstein is

[burntundertones]

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

I love having a job and getting paid

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[zmpl]

[laxave]

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[cruelw0rld555]

i’ve always wanted to be free, now i feel that freedom when my locs are blowing in the wind

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[ruesdeluxe]

[borderlineshiv]

this is all I make now

[angel-of-sadv3-deactivated20240]

[not-aliens]

it's funny whenever scully thinks she's entertaining his delusion and mulder responds with a different delusion