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todays bird
#extradirty
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
@theartofmadeline
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
cherry valley forever
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despicable me ruined the word minion whenever i become a supervillain im just going to have to call them my homies or whatever
logs onto tumblr i wonder what is currently going on in the notes of my despicable me post from june 11th 2020
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This is an important message.
I will never NOT reblog this.
THIS!!!!
THANK YOU. I NEEDED THIS
i am goign to try and keep this in mind
reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.
oh my goddd.... melon soda float sea slug...
crying.... theres more types
CW: animal death
People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3
#Art (via timurse)
Adding a picture of the building so you can see how high that star is off the ground. How the hell did the artist even do this.
“Is this the People’s Republic?” “NO, THIS IS PATRICK”
DO U GET IT HE’S A CRAB APPLE
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets
The painting, is complete :3
but what’s in the middle
YouTube’s been doing this thing lately where their ad algorithm tries to time automatically inserted ad breaks to fall on black frames in the video, on the theory that a pure black frame is likely to form part of a transition between scenes, and the ad is thus less likely to cut a line of dialogue in half or whatever.
Unfortunately, the algorithm cannot distinguish between black frames that form part of scene transitions and black frames inserted for other dramatic purposes, with the result that I’ve watched videos whose ad breaks are perfectly timed to match, among other things:
Entering a dark room
The trigger of a gun being pulled
The beat between the setup and the punchline of a visual pun
A PoV shot in which the viewpoint character blinks
The protagonist getting punched in the face
If their goal was to make the timing of automatically inserted ad breaks feel less random, well, they succeeded!
The protagonist getting punched in the face then blacking out and having a dream about raid: shadow legends is pretty funny, actually
Dude got hit so hard he saw God, and God wants him to save 15% on car insurance.
Do they have sandwiches in Middle-earth?
They’re probably not called that, but I’m pretty sure Hobbits, at least, have put other foods between slices of bread for eating with one hand while holding a tankard of ale in the other
What if…
Okay so hear me out, but there’s only a few families that could really be considered ‘hobbit nobility,‘ right? And we know that old Gorbadoc Brandybuck was somewhat renowned for his love of food, yes?
What if, among hobbits, dishes consisting of other foods between two slices of bread are known not as ‘sandwiches,‘ but as ‘brandy halls‘? Or rather, I think it would be more often contracted to ‘brandyhalls’.
I checked The Hobbit, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil, and Lord of the Rings, and while hobbits appear to be very fond of toast, especially with cheese, honey, or meat, I couldn’t find any references to a sandwich as such. I very much like the idea of a Brandyhall, but I have to admit that I would’ve named it a Buckhall, slurred to a “buckle,” so-called because if you do it right
the table buckles and yours burst.
I can smell that image.
This is the most hobbitish sandwich I can imagine thank you
The main problem is that I’m pretty sure a “buckle” is already a type of baked food similar to a pie or a crisp, not sure if that matters in Middle Earth just saying there could be some confusion
A quick Google search tells me that a buckle is a sort of streusel coffee cake and also that I need to find a recipe for it, but I don’t necessarily think this invalidates the buckle idea. See, it’s called a brandyhall in Buckland, but the rest of the Shire calls it a buckle and they call the cake a heavy fruit struesel. This leads not only to confusion, but also to petty inter family fighting… ever seen someone who says casserole meet someone who says hot dish?
Those Brandybucks, people in Hobbiton mumble disapprovingly over their tea and buckles. Odd as Tooks, they are, excepting Tooks call their food by its proper name.
Meanwhile hobbits in Bree call it a milker and no one is quite sure what to make of that.
this is the only tik tokk ever, actually
The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.
This is the best parody of every Western ever and every time I see it I love it more
A masterclass in how to set up and deliver drama!
Bear vibing in a river ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃
it’s so funny when youtubers/podcasts have a sponsorship and they introduce the company as if it’s this shiny new thing that hasn’t already been terrorizing me for years like shut up i already know that skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of classes for creative and curious people let’s keep it moving
me, in the year 2021, learning that audible is the leading provider in audiobooks with thousands of titles to choose from
Some YouTuber: Before we begin this video, introducing Raycon, a brand new variety of earbuds
Me, who’s seen the exact same ad the past 6-7 months
y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations
What if I say it in a funny way tho
its not actually that funny, it’s actually really uncomfortable
I'm depressed as fuck and used to do this, so I know why you wanna keep going. That being said
4 reasons to stop by a depressed person
You'll feel better! You are not venting you're convincing your subconscious that you're worthless! Look up other methods of venting! (Personally I open a recording app and just go nuts talking about everything that sucks)
You make people uncomfortable! Yes even the ones who are also depressed and should find it #relatable. We don't, its 100% uncomfortable! (If this is a cornerstone of your humor, try talking about memes and messing with your grammar in a way that is obviously intentional. It's silly and non offensive)
You could trigger other people by doing this! I straight up drop friends who do this bc it makes me have suicidal intrusive thoughts! (Seriously. This is not a joke. I drop them on sight. Me being suicidal is not worth you getting momentary gratification)
It is SO EMOTIONALLY TAXING to have to put up with someone who is constantly putting themselves down and refusing to accept criticism on their unhealthy habits. So much so that you likely lose out on friends because of it! (Once again! One of the reasons I drop people who do this! It is EXHAUSTING being friends with people like this!)
IN CONCLUSION
Stop! I promise you'll feel better for it and have more friends
