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Lowkey wine mom. Highkey country mom. I might be your mom. Main blog of badhockeymom. Ao3 caixa.

[caixxa]

My fic writer name is caixa.

All fics on Ao3, most are archive locked!

KAJ fics listed below, also links to hockey rpf and football rpf lists.

Okay to reblog but please don't tag with full names.

Humorgruppen KAJ

Cigarettes Before Sex, Halln, Gun/Emilia, Words: 537, G

Pensala Leather Boys,  Jåo Nåo E Ja Jåo Yolo Ja Nåo, Fabbo/The Narrator (YOLO Jakob), Words: 3,719, M

I'll Be Your Baby Tonight, Axel/Jakob, Words: 9,866, Chapters: 4/4, E

k♡k, Axel/Jakob, Words: 2,073, E

Villan i Maxmo, Kevin/Jakob, Words: 11,626, Chapters: 5/5, M

Pistons and Cylinders, or, Sex Educator Fredrik Sippus, Vörjeans, Tomäänin, Words: 1,108, E

Skin on Skin, Kevin/Jakob, 2,909, M

Series: Fabbo/Daisy 

Halv åtta hos Tom & Gunilla, Words: 4,633, E

Partners in Neon Pink Crime, Words: 7,458, Chapters: 2/2, E

Pensala Leather Boys

Pensala Leather Boys,  Jåo Nåo E Ja Jåo Yolo Ja Nåo, Fabbo/The Narrator (YOLO Jakob), Words: 3,719, M

Nicotine Cravings (Pensala Leather Boys 2) Words: 1518, E

Hockey rpf (link to a separate post)

Football rpf (link to a separate post)

header and dividers by @cillmequick

[yihooniall]

Jakob… a mosquito behind you 🦟

[yihooniall]

🩵🤞🏼🤞🏼🩵

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[overclassy]

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[yihooniall]

“Perkele” downloading …

[dailynorrgard]

Day 24

[wcplunger]

i feel like theres a new emotion here

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[suffraebb]

[our-queer-experience]

i’m sure you guys have heard about kansas invalidating trans ids- just so you know it’s not all hopeless

[our-queer-experience]

hi did you know that trans christians spend their entire lives in faiths that try and convince them that on a cosmical level they should hate themselves and for them this would be emotionally fufilling? hi did you know that kansas is over 70% christian? hi did you know that just because you think atheism is the correct and the only thing that deserves respect that doesn’t mean that this isn’t incredibly impactful and meaningful for many people?

[donniehaspronouns]

reblogging this again to bring up that when my grandma said she didn’t understand trans people, and why would they betray the body God gave them, it would have been 0 help to explain to her all the biological and cultural and societal components to the existence of the concept of gender and trans people. You know what did make her pause and reconsider her stance? “Did you ever think that maybe God made trans people on purpose?” And we got to have a conversation about all the interesting things God has made so why wouldn’t God make trans people? And she came out of the conversation with more grace and understanding.

[criminalmindsverse]

CRIMINAL MINDS 2.21 — "Open Season"

[knitmeapony]

Yes yes yes this scene thank you for the tag, heehehehe

[kalindashepard]

It’s funny because this scene must be based on the memoir Special Agent by Candis DeLong. In it she describes being out looking at clothes at a department store on lunch break with another female agent and overhearing a conversation between a man and a woman in which he says he’s an FBI agent. They peer around some clothes racks thinking that they’re going to see one of their fellow agents trying to get a date, and when they don’t recognize the guy they go over and pretend to be interested in the big strong FBI agent themselves and ask to see his badge. The guy actually pulled out a fake badge, whereupon they said “Huh, that doesn’t look anything like ours…”, produced their own badges and arrested him for impersonating an FBI agent. (I remember this bit from a 25 year old book because I actually stole it myself for a fic)

[knitmeapony]

Exquisite. Glorious. 10/10 thank you for sharing.

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[risingpilots]

if you had to cook a meat (bacon, sausage, etc) and an egg in one pan it what order would you do it?

meat and then egg

egg and then meat

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

I'm curious

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[staticbluue]

“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.