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Lowkey wine mom. Highkey country mom. I might be your mom. Main blog of badhockeymom. Ao3 caixa.

[caixxa]

My fic writer name is caixa.

All fics on Ao3, most are archive locked!

KAJ fics listed below, also links to hockey rpf and football rpf lists.

Okay to reblog but please don't tag with full names.

Humorgruppen KAJ

Cigarettes Before Sex, Halln, Gun/Emilia, Words: 537, G

Pensala Leather Boys,  Jåo Nåo E Ja Jåo Yolo Ja Nåo, Fabbo/The Narrator (YOLO Jakob), Words: 3,719, M

I'll Be Your Baby Tonight, Axel/Jakob, Words: 9,866, Chapters: 4/4, E

k♡k, Axel/Jakob, Words: 2,073, E

Villan i Maxmo, Kevin/Jakob, Words: 11,626, Chapters: 5/5, M

Pistons and Cylinders, or, Sex Educator Fredrik Sippus, Vörjeans, Tomäänin, Words: 1,108, E

Skin on Skin, Kevin/Jakob, 2,909, M

Series: Fabbo/Daisy 

Halv åtta hos Tom & Gunilla, Words: 4,633, E

Partners in Neon Pink Crime, Words: 7,458, Chapters: 2/2, E

Pensala Leather Boys

Pensala Leather Boys,  Jåo Nåo E Ja Jåo Yolo Ja Nåo, Fabbo/The Narrator (YOLO Jakob), Words: 3,719, M

Nicotine Cravings (Pensala Leather Boys 2) Words: 1518, E

Hockey rpf (link to a separate post)

Football rpf (link to a separate post)

header and dividers by @cillmequick

[prairieenyasblog]

to anyone that sees this post, reblog with your native language/s. i wanna know.

mine are spanish and catalan :)

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[jjjjjjjjoey]

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

[indigomood]

Maurice (1987)

[thehappiestlittletv]

🌊

Last time ever I draw this guy in 3/4 profile facing right, promise. 🤞

Based on a sketch I thought was cute but way too tiny and blurry:

(This one may show up again later as part of something else, depending on how things work out.)

[segamascott]

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[indigosfindings]

how do you pronounce the honourific "Ms." in english

"miss"

"miz"

other

unsure/see results

Voting ended onMay 21

[mortalityplays]

really good "shocking number of people are confidently objectively demonstrably completely wrong" poll

[3liza]

i am losing my fucking mind

[avocado-moon]

#we dont use honorifics in my first language so whenever i have to select options (usually for flights) im always so confused#like what is actually the difference between miss and ms#i like miss bc it sounds more historical and im a historian so

"Miss" means an unmarried woman. "Mrs." means a married woman. (both of these have origins in the word "mistress" as in "mistress of the house".)

"Ms." - prounounced MIZ, btw - is a third option popularized by gloria steinem in the 70s - mainly through her feminist magazine Ms. - which is meant to be a neutral term, usable for any and all women regardless of marital status (hence the soul destroying irony of the tags above). it gained wider general acceptance when geraldine ferraro, the first woman to be nominated as VP on a national major party ticket, started using it widely to avoid confusion, since she was married but used her maiden name professionally. eventually over the years it came into common use though i do think the brits are a little more critical of it than americans (as far as i'm aware lol)

[avocado-moon]

"obscure facts only a tumblr user would know" and it's one of the most influential institutions of second wave american feminism. PLEASE open the schools

[onbearfeet]

Hi. I'm an unmarried woman in her forties. I use Ms. and pronounce it "miz", though I don't correct people who accidentally use a soft S. I use Ms. because it's no one's business but my own whether I'm married, to a man or anyone else, and that's what Ms. means. It means fuck off, my marital status is irrelevant, just as it is for every man who uses Mr.

I've had people (usually children) ask me at work if I'm a missus or a miss. I have replied that I am a miz, full stop. And when they pressed for which one I was REALLY, I have replied, "Why? Are you going to treat me differently depending on whether there's a ring somewhere?"

That's what Ms. is for. That is its linguistic function. It says, "This is an adult woman," and nothing else. Nothing else is necessary, and in my case, nothing else is desired.

I also use miz for other women unless and until they express a preference for something else because I don't magically know everyone else's marital status when I meet them. That's a courtesy—I'm declining to assume marital status and allowing them to decide whether they wish to declare it.

Also, I've taught English and worked as an editor for twenty years. I am quite literally the grammar police. This use of Ms. is a standard construction. If you didn't learn it in school, someone failed you.

[squeeful]

“Obscure facts” Boo boo I was taught it in elementary school. One with a state standardized curriculum.

Ms. is marriage-neutral and it’s pronounced Miz. It is deliberately different from Miss.

[itssjanedoe]

[parakeet]

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

[parakeet]

EMERGENCY - ITS AUTO ENABLED!

if you've made replies on posts there is now a tab on your blog showing every post youve replied to and your reply.

if this is not what you want, either go to your blog and click comments and disable it from there or just go to your individual blogs setting pages. just change it from blue to grey if you dont want everyone to see your replies AND the post you're replying to

PLEASE BE ADVISED that it is set to disabled for blogs that have not made any replies but it will turn ON if you reply with that blog in the future.! i just tested it with my main, which was greyed out but it turned on the moment i left a test reply

figured i'd get the word out bc i have not seen a single mention of this and i'm sure there are plenty of people who maybe comment on things they don't want on display for everyone to see on their blog lol. you can still look at your replies with it toggled off just no one else can, like locking the following and likes list

[parakeet]

so for some reason this feature was actually announced on the tumblr engineering blog. interesting choice not to reblog it to the staff or tumblr blog, esp considering they asked for user input on how to implement it, but i suppose considering the response to the last update maybe the replies would be too overwhelming...

so couple of clarifications. comments are disabled as default for primary blogs that have their likes disabled. they are seemingly enabled for all other blogs that have replied to posts

posts you comment on may show on your followers 'for you' page if you leave your replies publically available. they may, in the future, show in on your followers dashboard if your follower goes to their dash settings and enables this. apparently, if your likes are enabled, your followers can already see those on the dash if they've gone into preferences and selected to do so, which I was unaware of, and that seems to be disabled at default, but it's possible i disabled it previously and forgot about it ig

[willgrahamscock]

Oh here we go. What new fucking gender is that flag in your bio

THE HUNGARIAN FLAG???

[willgrahamscock]

happy pride hungary

[teathattast]

[surkeart]

real wizards don't support transphobes :-)

[surkeart]

happy pride, remember this!!

[write-on-world]

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

[12b6]

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

[johanna-swann]

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

[autumngracy]

[koof]

I need to print this and put it on a wall

[wcplunger]

hello bunny why are u flying :0