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[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

[everythingfox]

“Street cat in Istanbul“

(Source)

[ruffboi-mags]

“The king receives tribute from his subjects”

[howling-wizard]

For all the wonderful non-binary trans folks<3

[catchymemes]

No other animation studio: Pixar:

[aberrantemotion]

Jesus fucking christ please tell me they treat the animators well

[programmerhumour]

Million dollar idea

[ahsadler]

BUG TIME

[renthony]

Terrible Character Ideas:

A monk based on a European Christian archetype. They have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside.

A dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that they’re really an aarakocra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out.

Your standard horny bard, but they play a washboard. 

A sentient hat piloting a mannequin.

A dark elf who’s afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders.

A peasant farmer who joined the adventure because they’re going through a midlife crisis and want to ~find themself.~

A druid who got involved because they’re the party’s weed dealer.

A werewolf who doesn’t believe in the moon.

[catgoblinchelly]

op change the title to “Great”

[pagerunner-j]

OP are you kidding

THESE ARE AMAZING

[dat-soldier]

what if they were all in the same group tho

[fanonical]

the wizarding world, of course, has mood rings that actually work

[batbetbitbotbut]

#this sounds like a cheap public education cut #‘hogwarts can’t afford a guidance counselor but we got a bunch of weasley wizarding wheezes mood rings; one for every student’ #harry: ‘hey mood ring how am I doing?’ #talking mood ring: ‘depression & ptsd bro’ #harry: ‘nice. and water is wet. good work mood ring’ (tags via @lullabyknell)

oh my GODS

also consider: moody rings. they’re regular talking mood rings, but they sulk.

also also consider: once fred and george meet Alastor Moody, they start to sell Moody rings.  they look just like the other rings but they tell you nothing about your mood, instead they yell CONSTANT VIGILANCE at intervals just long enough (several days, sometimes more) that you’re caught off guard every single time.  george has been reading some muggle self-help books for joke shop ideas.  “it’s mindfulness,” he says, “it grounds you in the moment”.

there’s a display rack in Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes that’s solely for the mood/moody/Moody rings, unpackaged.  they all look alike.  which kind do you want?  good luck!

[brawltogethernow]

The rings also come in sealed packs of three, but the distribution is random. Or, “random”. The chances of getting three Moody rings yelling all at once seem unusually high.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

(x)

[msaliviamarie]

follow my snapchat for more young adult rebellion/angst

[msaliviamarie]

this post always starts going around again when Fox News says some more bullshit

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

[hojolove]

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

[madgastronomer]

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

[themintycupcake]

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

[aridotdash]

https://xkcd.com/150/

[undanewneon]

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

[no-chill-at-all]

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[phillipfancypants]

Fixed it!

[phillipfancypants]

here’s all the proof you need!

[mmilhouse]

as a gamer i refuse to drink anything unless its in my sippy mug

[aquagrunt]

​finally something we gamers can drink out of

[vhaufniensis]

oh thank god… im so thirsty……

[kittenwiskers]

…honestly I need something like this cause I dropped my mug TWICE today because my hand just stopped working…

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[doobler2]

I unironically love every second

[tonakings]

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

[theraddy]

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

[oh-whaaaaat]

When you’re out & about & you see another person in their RX7.

[lubricates]

omfg casey frey

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely