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to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: youāre the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me
āStreet cat in Istanbulā
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āThe king receives tribute from his subjectsā
For all the wonderful non-binary trans folks<3
No other animation studio: Pixar:
Jesus fucking christ please tell me they treat the animators well
Million dollar idea
BUG TIME
Terrible Character Ideas:
A monk based on a European Christian archetype. They have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside.
A dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that theyāre really anĀ aarakocra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out.
Your standard horny bard, but they play a washboard.Ā
A sentient hat piloting a mannequin.
A dark elf whoās afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders.
A peasant farmer who joined the adventure because theyāre going through a midlife crisis and want to ~find themself.~
A druid who got involved because theyāre the partyās weed dealer.
A werewolf who doesnāt believe in the moon.
op change the title toĀ āGreatā
OP are you kidding
THESE ARE AMAZING
what if they were all in the same group tho
the wizarding world, of course, has mood rings that actually work
#this sounds like a cheap public education cut #āhogwarts canāt afford a guidance counselor but we got a bunch of weasley wizarding wheezes mood rings; one for every studentā #harry: āhey mood ring how am I doing?ā #talking mood ring: ādepression & ptsd broā #harry: ānice. and water is wet. good work mood ringā (tags via @lullabyknell)
oh my GODS
also consider: moody rings. theyāre regular talking mood rings, but they sulk.
also also consider: once fred and george meet Alastor Moody, they start to sell Moody rings.Ā they look just like the other rings but they tell you nothing about your mood, instead they yell CONSTANT VIGILANCE at intervals just long enough (several days, sometimes more) that youāre caught off guard every single time.Ā george has been reading some muggle self-help books for joke shop ideas.Ā āitās mindfulness,ā he says, āit grounds you in the momentā.
thereās a display rack in Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes thatās solely for the mood/moody/Moody rings, unpackaged.Ā they all look alike.Ā which kind do you want?Ā good luck!
The rings also come in sealed packs of three, but the distribution is random. Or, ārandomā. The chances of getting three Moody rings yelling all at once seem unusually high.
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this post always starts going around again when Fox News says some more bullshit
ppl are so annoyingĀ āyou canāt paint ur bedroom pink youāre an adultā i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to āthink about the futureā
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as ā14 year old girl purpleā (through whatās wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I donāt know, even if theyāre not what I want as an adult). They didnāt believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a ādark purpleā, it would be ādepressingā. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.
I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.
But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, āOh yeah, thatās really pretty.ā (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)
And the moral of the story is: Fuck āem, please yourself. Either theyāll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.
This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be āmatureā about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that Iām 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, Iām just like āmarriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.ā If they donāt like it then they donāt have to come to my wedding.
https://xkcd.com/150/
I would like you all to view my office. Iām thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me
Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, thereās an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour.Ā
Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how āsmoothā sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because itās so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. ⦠In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8Ā https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basicsĀ ))
Buddy. Itās smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you donāt know how to read?
this post is transcendent
Youāre thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: IāM A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, Iām thinking of sharks.
Source: Iām a superior marine biologist
Fixed it!
hereās all the proof you need!
as a gamer i refuse to drink anything unless its in my sippy mug
āfinally something we gamers can drink out of
oh thank god⦠im so thirstyā¦ā¦
ā¦honestly I need something like this cause I dropped my mug TWICE today because my hand just stopped workingā¦
im going to fucking die
I unironically love every second
I donāt know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being
The first time I saw this it was captioned āgendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01ā
When youāre out & about & you see another person in their RX7.
omfg casey frey
i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game āguess which one of my kids is gay.ā
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says āthereās a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if sheās joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she wonāt continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely