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no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier
sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!
bucky: the time i WHAT
sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like
Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar
Bucky:
sam wilson is a gift
Update from hell town
….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure
well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you
But… But why not?
Dogs Living The Good Life.
Proof white people like their dogs too much
Spain’s ultimatum to Mexico’s indigenous people (1519)
Spanish colonisation to the Philippines (1565-1898)
http://thoughtsonthedead.com/on-the-propriety-of-punching-nazis-an-faq/
Aren’t the left supposed to be the tolerant ones?
“If we are unlimited tolerant, even towards those who are intolerant themselves, if we are not willing to defend a tolerant society against the attacks of intolerant fellow human beings, then tolerant humans will perish, and with him tolerance.”
i think im an idiot
whenever im refilling my zippo, if i accidentally spill some lighter fluid on my hand i’ll just light my hand on fire for a sec and shake the fire off but this time it dripped down my arm and in the 1.4 seconds between lighting the zippo and put it up to my arm i didnt think “wait wont this burn my arm hair” and so now my arm smells like burnt arm hair for the rest of the evening.
fwoomf lol
Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job
Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity
Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina
Same energy
one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”
this guy created mcafee antivirus and then went completely off the rails. like absolute chaos. he got super rich, moved to Belize, was suspected of murdering his neighbor, fled Belize, had his location accidentally leaked by a Vice journalist who was with him lmfao, was apprehended in Guatemala, faked not one but two heart attacks while in custody to buy time for his lawyer, was deported back to the US, and then ran for president as a libertarian
When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,
Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks up, buying about 15-20 items, which is a pretty clean run for me, so I’m scanning her groceries, and we carry a small conversation.
During this conversation, she asks me if I’m in school, and I say yes. I tell her about how exams went, as they were near that period, and told her I had a Biology exam that was over genetics. And she looks me straight in the eyes, with seriousness of a heart attack being read in every wrinkle of her white soccer mom face, and says: “Oh, I’m a Christian, I don’t believe in genetics.”
Flabbergasted. My eyes do that spinny rainbow thing that Apple computers do when theyre buffering. A second goes by. I’ve gone through all stages of grief at this point, but haven’t reached acceptance. I have to say something, I have to say SOMETHING. If I just stare at her through this, she’ll know I think she’s fucking dumb and she might get angry, and I don’t need that. Two seconds have gone by. I have stopped scanning groceries at this point, and am just being violently shot back and forth between two sections of the galaxy. I can feel my body taking leave of my soul. Three seconds. I have to say something.
“Anyway, I did well on my accounting exam, so that’s something. Do you have any coupons?”
pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.
i call my very Intimidating and Hardass butch girlfriend my sweet potato and she just melts
i love everyones replies to this post but this ones the best
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
Did I ever tell yall how I dabbed during a grad school dinner with my future cohort, who were all older than me, and immediately felt my soul leave my body
people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them
Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!
I train all my cats to be chatty and yesterday I saw one of them on the stairs and I said “hey Nala, what’s up” and she meowed super quietly so I said “sorry, can you enunciate” and swear to god she looked at me and yell meowed for a full half a minute
