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💙 The 501st are the only boys in blue I respect She/her~28yrs

[captainrexisboo]

Masterlist

My writing all in one place! Will be updated accordingly. Please Consult My Rules List Before Sending In A Request. 04/17/2020

Dumb Luck - a Captain Rex x mechanic!Reader story. Takes place sometime after Ahsoka leaving the Order and Fives’ death (I’m sorry). Hiatus Until I Work Out a Linear Plot (Double Sorry).

Dumb Luck pt 1

Dumb Luck pt 2

Dumb Luck pt 3

Comfort - a completely self indulgent and in my feelings fic. It was supposed to just be a one shot, but I mean. I just dig deeper into my feelings lmao ❤️ it is also a Rex x Reader 🤟

Comfort pt1

Comfort pt2: Butterflies

Comfort pt3: Waiting

Comfort pt4: Decisions

Comfort pt5: Sarad

Comfort pt6: Epilogue

One Shots!

Homecoming (Rex x Reader - smut)

A Bit of an Experiment (Fives x Reader - smut)

It’s Gonna Rain (Tup - Reader has parental relationship to him, kinda comfort? more melancholic/bittersweet)

Ice (Rex x Reader)

Shameless Flirt (Hevy x Reader)

Sneezes (Echo x Reader)

A short request 🥰 (Rex x Reader)

Requests from This Smut List! (Closed for now)

Tension (Rex x Reader -331)

Not Normal (Rex x Reader -276)

Hair (Cody x Reader -352)

Impatient (Rex x Reader -159)

Foiled Surprises (Rex x Reader -343 + 263)

Control (Rex x Reader -157)

Relax (Wolffe x Reader -85 + 89)

Just A Bit More (Kix x Reader -334)

Little Song (Rex x Reader -209 + 229)

Claimed (Rex x Reader -311)

Miss You (Hardcase x Reader -11)

Those Eyes (Fives x Reader -300)

The V Collection. A mess of blurbs, drabbles, and ficlets I made for a friend, edited and reformatted for the enjoyment of you all ✨the readers✨

Part 1 (Kix)

Part 2 (Wrecker)

Part 4 (Jesse)

Part 5 (Fives)

Part 6 (Fives and Echo)

Part 8 (Tup and Hardcase)

WereRex AU

In A Single Night (chp1)

In A Single Night (chp2)

In A Single Night (chp3)

In A Single Night (chp4)

In A Single Night (chp5 - coming up next!)

OC Works

Witcher and Asva, First Meeting (both mine!)

[hashtag-padme-matters]

Goodbye (Sad Beeps) by scadarts

[originalleftist]

And then R2 spent the next 20+ years fucking up Vader's shit.

Who carried the Death Star plans from Padme's daughter to Padme's son?

Who flew copilot on the mission to blow up said Death Star?

This guy.

Hello. My name is R2D2. You killed Padme. Prepare to die.

[softieskywalker]

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

[david-talks-sw]

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

[comebackali]

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

[carbon-corrie]

Time for a new family picture! They've grown up a lot since this one ❤️

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[spectrum-color]

Happy Star Wars Day

[ripcurlreef]

happy 501st day from captain rex!

[ct7567329]

Gyatt damn

[carbon-corrie]

Time for a new family picture! They've grown up a lot since this one ❤️

[ochibrochi]

co-parenting situationship? (sequel to x)

[prayforelves]

Huntahhh

I needed more of his face

His angle-y face and prominent nose are such a parallel to my own oc, Abel, of course I am compelled to draw-

[roguehawke]

Obi Wan sketches

[river-town-citizen]

I HC that clones are NOT impressed with the fact that Anakin Skywalker is a result of the Miraculous Conception.

"I was conceived by the Force itself, without a father."

"So? All of us clones are conceived and born without a mother. You're not special."

[honeydwellerbee]

Hey, I didn’t have the motivation to make a full illustration or do anything the may the 4th, but wanted to doodle. So I thought it would be fun to make some Chibis. I’ve never really done this style before but had fun with it, and have a bunch of sketches of other clones. These were super inspired by @lychgate and I would recommend checking them out! Anyways enjoy mah 501st doodles.

[shitpostingkats]

Obviously Star Wars: Rebels is a great show for a variety of reasons, but one that I get endless amusement out of is the tacit fact that there were at least THREE other force users in the rebellion and we just never told Luke Skywalker about it.

[seleneisrising]

@autumnwoodsdreamer 😂

#‘oh yeah there were 2 order 66 survivors and one of them trained up a padawan#I mean like. seriously trained#all the way to knighthood.#like they were really good and powerful.#like the Jedi of legend’#Luke: ‘cool! where are they now?’#‘ya just missed ‘em’#star wars rebels#luke skywalker#kanan jarrus#ezra bridger#ahsoka tano

[crisjim]

Leia to Luke: “Basically, we had three Jedi, the first one sacrificed herself to save the other ones, the second one sacrificed himself to save third one and his crew, then the last one sacrificed himself to save a planet. We can go into this more when we have time, NOW GET TO THE TURRET, THOSE TIES ARE GAINING ON US!

—-

A few years later, standing beside a funeral pyre on Endor,

Luke to Leia: “Do we have time NOW?”

[fox-trot]

CLONE TROOPER LORE OF THE DAY: FACTOR H

Sources: The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia, Star Wars: The Essential Guide to Warfare (Author's Cut), Star Wars: Republic Commando Designer Diary

[seascribbling]

#jango was really out there cooking up 10 new excuses to keep the clones alive a day 😂#staking out in Lama Su’s office#kaminoans: these clones are not up to standard. we’ll recondi—#jango: BUT WHAT IF THEY’RE EVERYTHING YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

Gotta keep @fox-trot tags

[ithillia]

Just to support this with further evidence: here's Jango, lying his ass off to save the Nulls from termination:

[dragon-jadefire]

Jango: These clones are nothing to me. They are just canon fodder. Inferior copies. Boba is my one true clone and heir.

Also Jango: But what if ... Individualism makes for a better soldier?! Ergo you can't kill them.

Lama Su: Mr. Fett get out of my office.

[wanderingjedihistorian]

More tags too good to loose

[redbean-nom]

PREV

[twinsunstars]

LMAO THE WAY REX TOOK THE LIGHTSABER

[star-wars-forever]

Clone Troopers

by @talon_illustrations

[victusinveritas]

[rostekhorn]

It's even better than that.

At least according to the old continuity, the Wookiees were skilled explorers, and their Clatuuvac Guild had the secrets to a number of hyperspace routes, especially through the Core (it's why the Separatists were so keen to take the planet in Revenge of the Sith)... And Chewbacca was one of the people who knew these hyperspace routes.

So the Millennium Falcon being the fastest smuggler ship in the galaxy? About half of that is down to Han's modifications, the fact that he drives like crazy, and the fact that he's almost as good as he thinks he is. The other half? Is just Chewie knowing a bunch of shortcuts, which he got from all the classified information he knew when he was a commander.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Look, if the respected commander wants to bring his rescue human along, so be it. Even if said rescue is poorly socialized.