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imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

larena

I mean pornhub *does* have ads. It's usually just for other porn. But sometimes it's shit like online casinos. I think the more legitimized online gambling has become the more you see them be *very* happy to advertise wherever they can

manuciruja

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

milk5

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

ivipl1

patron saint of girls who keep getting blown the fuck up

queerdungeons

birth

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

THE PORTAL OPENS

walmartdionysus

inkmoth-nidus

Reminder that when Nokko and his sprodlings are bouncing around singing "Yippee! Wahoo! Nokko Nokko! :D" They're not just cutely saying his name like some sort of comically overpowered far-future sci-fi Pokemon,

They're making a political statement.

ranchstoryblog

Do you think matching couples are cute? New DLC Announced for Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar

A set of costume DLC that matches you up with your special someone was announced in a new DLC pack for Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar on the Japanese PR page for the series. You can either purchase a full set, matching you with every candidate, or separate sets that match just the boys or girls, depending on your tastes.

Full set, 1000 円, half sets 600 円 each.

So far, these aren't available on Steam or international platforms outside Japan, but will likely appear in the next day or so. This post will be updated accordingly at that time.

larena

Kinda disappointed how heteronormative the matchups are. Obviously the outfits aren't gender-locked (or at least I hope that's true with these DLC outfits) but exclusively doing masc/femme pairings here is a shame.

beepifur

Posting my doodle of cat-Aoi here too!! I did it with a moot on magma 🙂‍↕️🩷

Also the full version of the canvas if anyone wants to see it XDc

fourraccoonsinacoat

Never getting over how Lettie calls Drifter "babas." Which means "spit up." Because of the Helminth.

This stupid game, I love it.

#Oh this makes so much sense

I'm really enjoying making different glamours for every Job

#final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #hrothgar

str-ngeloop

the rule of tumblr is that all your most insightful commentary must be buried under a mandatory "This is What You stupid fucking people Don't Fucking Get" just make it as hostile and offputting as possible. really aim to make people unsafe, cause we all know that's when people are most likely to listen

toasst753

Vent art

flishnyet

"Is it something I said?"

metropolitanfemme

This is literally how the shadow girls talk in utena

So I need to get wine for a feast so that a guy will help me fight Titan (who's a bad evil god guy). So I go to a guy he knows and ask him for wine and he says, hey, go talk to this other guy, he makes the best wine. That guy tells me to fuck off and so I go back to the first wine guy and he says damn alright, how about instead you look for this other special wine I hear there's a special stash of around here and I go and talk to some people and they tell me no that shit doesn't fucking exist. So I go back and wine guy says damn alright, I'll find a wine myself but hey why don't you go deliver my wine (which apparently isn't good enough???) to some other guy I know. So I go to that guy and he's like damn these bugs are making me wanna DIE you gotta KILL them NOW. So I kill the bugs and he's like hey cool, I make special coconut wine can you take that back to my buddy. So I go back to the wine guy and he says wow cool thanks for the coconuts WHOA these coconuts have a garnish of the leaves of the special grape that makes the special wine I asked you to get earlier! You gotta go back and ask my friend where he found this so we can revive the wine industry!!! I… love to be a fantasy adventurer on an important quest.

#final fantasy xiv #a realm reborn #ffxiv arr #ffxiv