professional fangirl

emotional dumpster fire with mermaid hair.

[dylanobrienisbaeee]

Cock block

[rlyprettyarchived]

moles & jawline appreciation.

[captainshimomo]

under the water we can’t breathe, under the water we die, under the water there is no one watching, under the water we are alone.

[captainshimomo]

if you could only see the beast you’ve made of me. i held it in but now it seems you’ve set it running free

[captainshimomo]

she came from the ocean, this wild girl from the sea, her hair flowing southwards, she walked towards me.

a west to east smile, with eyes steely grey, like a storm in the distance, rolling in from the bay.

we kissed with the sunrise, made love when it set, a promise by moonlight, came dawn, my regret.

he left for the ocean, this boy from the land, his spirit soars northward, his heart in her hands.

[captainshimomo]

it's fun to pretend that you're pretty enough to have a photoshoot in your back garden in the summer like 3 years ago

[goldentailedmermaids]

Mermaid moodboard : Scottish mermaid

Scottish mermaids live in the highland’s lochs. Their tail is dark green and their hair usually red. They are the guardians of ancient weapons of fallen warriors and keep them in the depths of the lakes’ waters, waiting for a worthy suitor for the old abandonned weapons. If a person worthy enough walk by the lake’s shore, they hand them the blade they were destined to, only keeping their arms out of the water. Scottish mermaids are gracious and utterly beautiful. If one walk by one of them while she washes her hair, he will succumb to her and drown trying to reach her. Like the kelpies, those mermaids eat human flesh and a single human can feed one mermaid for at least a month.

[fishfolks]

“When you reach your fifteenth year, you will have permission to rise up out of the sea like your sisters before you…”

 -The Little Mermaid’s Grandmother

[captainshimomo]

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[captainshimomo]

"i open at the close."

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[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[girlwhocried5sauce]

For all my plus size girls

- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat

- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing

- Crop tops? WEAR THAT

- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.

- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more

- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube

- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works

-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em

- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN

And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:

-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH