captainstrawberryy

she/her. queer. idk what to put here but you can always ask me something. 🌻🍓

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[cicadianrhythm]

you’re gonna hollow out my what

[uiruu]

your ween

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[memewhore]

[greelin]

hope they keep making halloween movies because whenever i see a trailer for one all i can think of is that letterboxd review and it tickles me

[greelin]

[beardedmrbean]

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[twothousandeight]

jigsaw voice hello bestie

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

you just met hank hill

[mikuheritageposts]

miku heritage post

[great-this-is-just-great]

my three inner demons 💖

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

[salamencerobot]

...how???

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:

-yeast

-sugar

-time

And it turns out the yeast aren't really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there's enough of it

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Peepswine moodboard

It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Nope, the eyes are made of something that doesn't dissolve in water, so they just stuck around. I was tempted to put one or two in each bottle for luck but I ended up deciding against it. When I tasted it the first time, they clinked against my teeth in a way that was extremely uncanny and unexpected

[guccifloralsuits]

[the-diseased-one]

Stardew Valley is perfect because it understands what people really want. To eat vegetables and live self-sufficiently in a town full of hot bisexual people.

[wigglyistough]

[c0iledpigtail]

i confess i let illusions fester in my brain

[gihblis]

[pointnclick]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

[plum-soup]

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

[pointnclick]

I killed the dasher

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[niyarest]