I don't know what I'm doing but I'm here

[virtualtoybox]

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

[townofcrosshollow]

Male fashion peaked with hair metal and we've been on the decline ever since

[townofcrosshollow]

Give me mesh shirts and crop tops and big hair and ridiculous makeup and leather pants that leave very little to the imagination

[townofcrosshollow]

Modern men, you have literally no excuse to not dress like this

[lofirock]

i hate sigmund freud. what the fuck is penis envy. bitch ill kill you

[lesbanim]

when i was learning about him in school, like 12th grade psych, this was the single thing i agreed with of his whole career, and I somehow had the dumbass guts to stand in front of the class and be like “haha penis envy yea all girls get that i know i do :)” and everyone was like “????no??” and anyway i realized i was trans while crying in the bathroom 20 minutes later. true story, that’s seriously when it clicked. anyway i hate sigmund frued. bitch i’ll kill you.

[texaschainsawmascara]

Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed

[captaintoastedwaffle]

[captaintoastedwaffle]

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[ilovemosss]

[animentality]

[chromaticabrasions]

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

[chromaticabrasions]

caramel frappe PLEASE

[chromaticabrasions]

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Saturn Devouring His Caramel Frappe

[chromaticabrasions]

oh i love this

[antifateez]

this is really funny once you know how little caffeine is in frappes

[chromaticabrasions]

its not about the caffeine,,,,, its about a silly little beverage that will get me through my silly little day

[kakyoinryoko]

i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real

[pir8core]

so my new phone has suggested automatic responses right

[radiofreederry]

This is so fucking funny

[snugglebull]

Also funny: Stallone correctly intuiting this.

(x)

[countessofbiscuit]

i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

[rhys-ravenfeather]

[fallen-gravity]

[ublock-origin]

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

[fairycosmos]

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

[roxylalonde]

Why are you promoting drug use on your blog

[roxylalonde]

stop being funny on my own post

[ublock-origin]

[computationalcalculator]

[brain finishes developing] Hmm. Fuck this guy actually