some emo rodent

Cameron | 22 | Gay as heck | Getting a Master's in Applied Statistics | Dota 2 addict

[socialismwithasmile]

[poblacht-na-n-oibrithe]

[devilishdescent]

it fucking pisses me off so much that the pieces of exodia card art don’t connect together in any way

[fallingtowers]

Exodia just has the physique of Wario

[nyanbinyuri]

[blackwaterworks]

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

[returntothesingularity]

Are cows NOT domesticated farm animals in “Steven Universe?”

In “Full Disclosure,” we see Steven swipe through the photos on his phone, and there’s this one of Steven and Connie at a restaurant. 

Notice the painting and the stuffed cow head. Stuffing and mounting an animal’s head is usually what you do with an animal that you’ve hunted and killed, not with domesticated farm animals that are slaughtered for their meat. 

And that painting is based on a real painting of Theodore Roosevelt, who was (among many other things) a big game hunter. 

And then there’s this line from Garnet in “Too Far:”

Are cows a wild animal that people hunt for sport in this universe?

[hotdogpeasant]

You: White Diamond

Me, an intellectual: Steven Universe cow lore

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

[stitches-for-solo]

Uhh..

I’m not sure what to do with this photo:

Two capybaras making out in a pond?

Ohhhkay, then.

[carnival-phantasm]

love wins

[platinumsupa]

“you can’t say every song from Carole and Tuesday is a bop”

me:

[sunflowertea23]

You can’t convince me this is not a reference to that “ra pa pa ra pa pa paaaa torololoololo ra pa pa” guy

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[naomster]

Is your fridge running?

[fatblount-deactivated20190513]

[thyrell]

i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches

[copperbadge]

Excuse me do you know how many visits to the Physick it took for him to even admit I had black bile at all

[thisiselliz]

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

[skooth]

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

[old-infatuationdear]

the whole gay cousin thing is outdated. i’m gay and i have a gay cousin. there’s two of us. we’re evolving.

[hey-ooo]

[corsolanite]

[knightzoned]

I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times

[knightzoned]

The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same

[cinniharpy]

They’re here. Your polemans