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{description: Hispanic man uses Google Translate to demonstrate how many different Spanish words are all pronounced the same in English.

Example, the sentence "Escribe un rito correcto con la derecha" translates to "Write a right rite with a right."

The man starts crying.

via @ familycam1 on Tiktok}

siderealscion

orbsdotorg

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

yunisverse

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

biglawbear

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

gemstonechronologist

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

sassysaidie

someone caption this

glob-bob

Winged eyeliner

lesbx

making this shit tonite

lesbx

absolutely abysmal. haven’t tried it yet but this isn’t a good first impression

lesbx

the box attempts to fool you into thinking it’s textured like a cheeto when in practice, it’s obviously just Wet and absolutely looks like fresh roadkill

lesbx

ok i’ve finally worked myself up to taste it. here goes

lesbx

soundbit404

Persephone: *sheds one tear*

Ares: I’ll kill them. I fucking will, I swear. I don’t even know who I’m killing but I’ve got my knife ready, who we killing today, I...

catsnraincoats

Hey girl im consuming a new media

catsnraincoats

help girl I'm hyperfixating

glumshoe

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

reverseopossum

also being momentarily pissed at cars for having their high beams on before realizing none of them actually have their high beams on

glumshoe

YEAH

shredded-cheeze-at-2am

Adhd is impulsively downloading Duolingo only to do 7 lessons collectively then forgetting about the app.

whitepeopletwitter

ahrima-deactivated20240728

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

o-v-e-r-w-h-e-l-m-e-d

I recently learnt that executive dysfunction can be broken down into two main categories: anxiety that your attempt won't be satisfactory, or confusion about where to start or how to break it down into steps. As much as we feel bad about it, it's extremely important to remember that it is NOT laziness and we in fact shouldn't feel bad.

ahrima-deactivated20240728

hey reblog this instead

we-used-to-dream

Huh, I think I'm for the most part, set into the "my attempt won't be satisfactory camp". Whether it's by my standards or others', it can be very paralyzing, no?