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candlejack

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

revanchistsuperstar

BILL THE MOTHER FUCKING PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO EVER PONY.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

BILL WAS AN OLD FUCKING PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. “YOU’VE PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT PONY.” THEY SAID.

BUT THEY WERE WRONG.

BILL FUCKING MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE MINES OF MORIA. AND THEN THE WATCHER IN THE WATER ATTACKS, AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE FUCKING WAITS FOR SAM, AND THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS FORMER ABUSIVE MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.

BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.

starwarslastjedi

~Rey

chroniclearia

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

cannedviennasnausage

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thatismighty

I painted a copy of Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring for a class in college, and when I displayed it for review the professor was like, “Are you making a statement about materialism by not painting her wearing the actual earring?”

And that, kids, was the first time I ever cursed in front of a teacher.

The painting is called The Girl with the Pearl Earring, and I forgot. To paint. The damned. EARRING.

sableaire

Don’t be afraid to make mistakes in your art or craft because the viewer will, almost certainly, assume it was intentional and assign it a better meaning than you could have thought of on your own. Art is collaborative, even in the most unexpected ways, ahahaha.