Space Wizards and Stabby Glowsticks

The prequels were great, too bad they never made a sequel trilogy. If I followed u and you're not Star Wars check out my other blog @shadowdonuts

[bird-prince-art]

I can't remember if you've drawn them before but I'd love to see some phantom menace obi-wan and anakin (or baby jedi anakin+young master obi-wan) <3

That's his BFF!!!!

[tragedy-for-sale]

Hey, so the Star Wars Signature Obi-Wan Kenobi statue having Cody's helmet 'buried' at the base is devastating to me, actually.

Photo Credits: Iron Studios

[ammoniumalum]

[alnat-art]

Let’s aura farm (or be cringe?) with papa

[alnat-art]

Whole house slay 💅

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[padawanlost]

“Of all the monsters I have created, I still regard Darth Vader as something of a minor masterpiece. No, he was not an entirely alchemical creation, but he was my monster nevertheless. Even though he failed to live up to his full potential, there was much pleasure in transforming Anakin Skywalker from a bright-eyed, tousle-headed youth into the greatest Jedi killer of all time. Yes, he ultimately turned against his Master, as monsters sometimes do, but that was my fault, not his. Given the opportunity to create Vader again, I would, and with zeal.”

— Palpatine in Ryder’s Windham’s Jedi vs. Sith: The Essential Guide to the Force

[aouralune]

Child of war, warrior of peace

[keylimeart]

if anidala has no defenders im dead

[nerjean]

Cherish what you have before it's gone

or Luke fell and died on Bespin

[mixelation]

there's a secret good sequel series that lives only in brain where finn and rey are force-sensitive foils to each other and they still spend movie #2 entirely apart but it's because they're exploring parallel and at time opposite relationships with the force and their place in the universe

and in my secret good version. okay hear me out. the han-leia kid is a hot lady. okay. are we following. and she DOES abandon luke's new jedi, not by falling and murdering people, but by stealing the millennium falcon and running off to escape responsibility and swaggers around with incredible han solo "loser pretending to be cool" energy. and then. she accidentally picks up two force sensitive teens on jakku and she's like. are you KIDDING me

[mixelation]

listen my OC would be so good. she's introduced in like a space bar and you're just like "oh okay, the han solo character is a lady in this movie, okay"

but THEN some sort of shit hits the fan and you get that sexy, sexy lightsaber reveal. DO YOU SEE MY VISION

[official-kircheis]

[dngrcpckwithmurdericing]

image id: a screencap of a post by @/TriviallyTrue from 24 June 2022 that says "every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of 'star wars would be so good if it was good'

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[enki2]

[tossawary]

Thinking about how Han Solo is apparently a regular visitor to Tatooine and Different First Meeting AUs... if Han Solo had fucked up and gotten into horrible debt earlier, maybe Jabba might've forced him to become a podracer or something. He IS a hell of a pilot. (He's maybe even a little Force sensitive about it!) Humans don't tend to have the reflexes for podracing, but that's fine, because the crowd likes a good deadly explosion every now and again.

The funniest stupid thing that could happen here is some podracer promoter looking at Han Solo and going, "If that's fake, that's a stupid ass name. If that's real, that's stupid ass name; never use your real name. We've got to get you a gimmick, kid. We've got to make up a persona. We're gonna sell a storyline, so you can do better for yourself than just helping Jabba fix the races to get the most of the sports betting money."

(Download the new Duel of the Fans app for live betting on wins and crashes today!!!)

"There's only been one human podracer of any note here, some really tiny kid about 30 years ago, and people still talk about it. So we're gonna say you're him all grown up and coming home. We're gonna build on something here. No, I don't know how humans age and I don't care. You'll be wearing a helmet most of the time, and then we'll just say you look good for your age. Humans are ugly, who can tell? Kid, we're going to make you a STAR."

And fine, whatever, it works to start out with. Han is mainly focused on not dying, both on the racetracks and at Jabba's terrible, non-stop parties he's forced to attend sometimes. (Boba Fett SUCKS; Han would shove that guy into the sarlacc pit if he could get away with it.) He's GOT to find a way to get himself and Chewie off of this awful sand planet...

And then this belligerent teenage farmkid shows up like, "I heard about your podraces on the radio! Are you my DAD?!?!" And also two Star Destroyers are suddenly looming overhead, full of Imperial Security Bureau agents AND Imperial Inquisitors, demanding to know how Jedi General Anakin Skywalker is alive and why he's making dramatic villainous speeches kayfabe-style about how he's going win the Mos Espa Belt for humans everywhere on the Coruscanti Galactic Sports Network's Outer Rim Podracing channel.

[foundfamilynonsense]

What pisses me off is that Anakin and Padme never present their marriage as the star crossed lovers whatever that the fandom does.

They never go “oh we have the courage to love each other when the evil Jedi and the council tell us not to. The world is against us but our love is strong enough to overcome blah blah blaaaah”

They legit go “this is wrong. The only good decision before us is to walk away. And yet the fact that it’s wrong is kinda hot. We know the rules and, hell, we even agree with the rules but but breaking rules is fun and sexy so let’s not even just date let’s get married.”

Like. If you go up to teenage Anakin and want to bash on the Jedi the only thing that would really work is “the Jedi are weak but the act strong and they hold back the people with the real strength” which…. Is not a huge argument within fandom.

If people go up to Anakin during AOTC and say…. “The Jedi are cold and unfeeling and deserve to be destroyed” he’d be like???? What the fuck no?

“Being a Jedi means you aren’t allowed to love” Padme literally said this exact same thing in the movie and he corrects her. He says the Jedi are encouraged to love.

Padme and Anakin know their relationship is against the rules and they never say the rules are wrong! When Padme talks about how Anakin would need to leave the order and she’d probably have to step down as senator she doesn’t say it like “damn them and their oppressive rules” she says it like “haha yeah behold the consequences of our actions”

So people who hate the Jedi in order to side with Anakin are kinda forgetting that for the entire time Anakin was Anakin and not Darth Vader he saw little to no problem with the rules and restrictions of the order. Even with Palpatine whispering in his ear.

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[andthepeople]

what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina

[starwarsfangirl]

We started singin’

My, my this here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin’, “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[interplanetary-redacted]

hc that if Luke goes off without warning for a certain amount of time then Leia puts out a bounty, with the amount varying in urgency for him to return or her annoyance, and it gets higher the longer it's out there if it starts fairly low. Luke has alarts set for his name on bounties so he always is aware of them