Enjoyer of Girls (boys are also okay, I guess)

Crystal | Transfem(she/her) | 23 | Full-time girl enjoyer, part-time boy liker. Picrew in PFP by @cishetkiller on Twitter.

[secretgarden]

[thatnordicguy]

[quasi-normalcy]

Tumblr shows that the best way to get queer people to like your show is to not put any explicitly queer people in it. So long as nothing is canon, they will 'Candle Cove' up a whole entire show with EXCELLENT queer representation out of nothing. If you put actual canon queer representation into it, you'll get ripped to shreds for being problematic about it.

[sanguinifex]

Don’t you mean “Goncharov up an entire show”

[abalidoth]

I think the difference is that Candle Coving is unintentional and born of collective delusion, while Goncharoving is intentional and born of improv.

[quasi-normalcy]

This exactly. Candle Coving is when you believe it actually existed.

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[wittyusernameonline-deactivated]

[nyancrimew]

wow my tweet on my dash

[justsomeectoplasm]

The context:

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[madeofklay]

Read this tumblr post about being an ant on a bus and my friend proposed that hey, maybe the ant wants this

[madeofklay]

Y'all are really feeling this ant today, huh

[aberration13]

Yes, did she ever get her tattoo?

[madeofklay]

She sure did

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[plasmalink]

genuinely awesome

[0x-hazel]

Happy Snail Snack Saturday!

[frostops]

sometimes a genderswap manga will directly touch on the nature of transmisogyny

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[monstrous-ideas]

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[star-sstruck]

Me in a nutshell

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[queer-as-city-folk]

The only good part of Instagram is the satire news outlets

[helenvaughans]

[robotslenderman]

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

[robotslenderman]

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

[robotslenderman]

You keep calling me a fatass but you tell other overweight people they’re beautiful? Why do you keep shitting on MY weight, then?

Oh? It’s different if it’s me? Wow fuck you too

[robotslenderman]

Love is a verb! Self love isn’t a warm fuzzy feeling, it is compassion and action in support of yourself!

And yes, this includes having compassion for the bully in your head. Unfortunately that part is also you and deserves as much of your understanding as the rest of you.

[robotslenderman]

via @corazondebeskar

This is the real reason why you need to be kind to the bully in your brain too, because that motherfucker is really good at doing a switcheroo when you're not paying attention.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: trying so hard to correct this, catching myself and scoling myself for not being kind to myself, what kinda circular logic is happening in my brain, anyway. this i /End ID]

[nevver]

“He is always on the brink of suicide … because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.” — Umberto Eco on Charlie Brown