oh man this rivalry is gettin heated yall

Nic (they/them), 27, heated rivalry sun, one direction moon, lesbian rising

[bungerc0re]

I feel like something GREAT is going to happen to me. I feel like something WONDERFUL has happened. It hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way.

[virginshane]

cliff would start flirting like mad the second he hears ilya is genderfluid ”so that means you’re like a girl sometimes? i’m straight baby”

[cuppydogshane]

ok wait before i do go. you know whats beautiful? Pleaky really laid that pussy on him........ and nothing will ever change that

[cardiacanes]

my brother and his gf got engaged!!!!!!!

[shanesmouth]

as per my last reblog,

[cardiacanes]

my 2019 iphone with a slowly dying screen: pl-please kill me

me: phone show me shane hollander bouncing on it crazy style

[twirlingfreckles]

*Matthew Morrison as Coach Brandon Wiebe voice*: you’re all minorities… you’re on the Ottawa Centaurs

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[loontattoo]

kinda wanna play in the intox kink sandbox but I wanna intoxicate Ilya

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya taking an edible to relax but wildly underestimating it and getting overcome with such a desperate need for Shane that he’s basically just rubbing himself on his husband like a cat.

He’s red eyed and hazy and every thought and movement is a little too foggy to take the control he usually takes- but Shane is more than happy to sit beside him on the couch, open up their tactical couch lube and give Ilya the wettest, sloppiest handjob while Ilya bucks his hips up into Shane’s fist and pants into his open mouth.

Shane is smiling like Ilya hung the moon because he’s so sweet, so soft right now- it’s a rare, vulnerable sight, and Shane takes the responsibility of it seriously.

‘Feels good, huh?’ He asks, words coloured with affection, and all Ilya can do is nod dumbly, brows knit together as if he can’t believe how good it does feel- it’s just a handjob, after all.

But it’s also everything- it’s slick, and warm, and firm, and Shane knows his body well enough by now to ring the pleasure out of him effortlessly, and it feels like Ilya might die. His heartbeat exists solely in his dick and his soul belongs to Shane and before he knows it, he’s letting out a strangled moan cumming all over Shane’s fist.

It seems like the aftershocks go on forever, and as he slumps against the couch, breathing like he’s been winded, Shane simply places tender kisses all over Ilya’s face, whispering sweet little praises and I Love Yous <3

[lastfmuser]

people are always like "girls and gays" and then include lesbians in neither

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[hylianbugs]

her feet can’t reach the pedals

[slowlikehoney1996]

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

[kaijuerotica]

any post can be wet shane wednesday because i intuitively know he's always....well. i shane't say

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

the moderate/neutral pervert

[dogpuppy]

[transwalterdecourcey]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government