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will byers stan first human second
Claire Keane
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Peter Solarz
todays bird
macklin celebrini has autism
Show & Tell
art blog(derogatory)
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we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
titsay
AnasAbdin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
cherry valley forever
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@carebearritual
i learned that the low cost wine brand "Two Buck Chuck" was created by Fred Franzia, who bought the Charles Shaw name from a bankrupt winery for $27k. Once when asked why his wine was cheaper than water, he replied "They're overcharging for the water. Don't you get it?" (x)
based wine-o
i want to have coffee available in my classroom for energy emergencies for me and my students but i refuse to buy coffee until i can buy a bunch of Awesome Coffee coffee. every sign on bonus for a teaching position i see is just bags of coffee to me.
Forever thinking about how, on election day in 2016, I wore a shirt with an American flag on it because it was what was clean. And the 20-ish year old bagging my groceries made a snide remark about it, followed by 'I didn't vote, they're all the same anyways.' And a fellow grocery worker chimed in agreement that he wasn't voting for the same reason.
And now I can't go to a local drag event without having to walk through a gauntlet of nazis.
I realize that the election is a year and a half away, but please don't fall for the 'they're the same' rhetoric this time around. Both candidates will suck, but they'll suck in different ways and one of them wants my community dead.
Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.
Voting is Harm Reduction.
republicans are weird bc they hate drag but want kids to work in meat factories. like o you hate meat packing or do u love meat packing make up ur mind
twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet
nearly downloaded twitter again to tweet about my upcoming graduation anxieties. is this what drugs is like
Translation:
UNINTELLIGIBLE, that I'm telling you.
It's not easy birthing a child... It's not easy.
What are you going to do with your children? What will you give them?
Where is your husband?
Aristotle, Plato and Socrates walk into a café during the decline of the greek empire.
The barista asks each of them why they think the empire is falling.
Aristotle gives a powerful speech about how the empire has failed to live up to its telos and deconstructs the very nature of what an empire is. The barista is shocked by Aristotle’s intelligence and wisdom. He thanks him for his answer and asks Plato why he thinks the empire is falling.
Plato too gives a powerful explanation, describing concepts that the barista had never even considered. The Barista thanks him, and acknowledges that Plato is truly very wise. He then asks how Socrates would respond to the question.
Socrates had already started drinking his coffee and his mouth is full so he just gestures to Plato. Plato seems to understand his gesture, and he gives yet another explanation for why the empire is falling, this one even better then before. Plato breaks down concepts that define reality itself, going on a long lecture that inescapably leads to one single explanation. The Barista finally understand every single reason behind the decline of the empire. He is awestruck, as Plato has delivered the most profound words he had ever heard. The barista looks at Socrates, and says “Wow, you are truly the wisest of them all.”
this took me a higher education to understand
If you are a former gifted kid and had to listen to Lou Wilson say "It's like every time I fail or have a misstep, I suffer the ultimate consequences. And that doesn't happen to other kids. And I want to know why. What was the goal? Why did I have to suffer?" you may be entitled to financial compensation.
We falsely romanticize a lot of intoxicants in our culture, but none so much as fame.
Gets you high as fuck, but it’ll absolutely ruin your life.
A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.
damn that shit is light lmfao
stupid punkass anvil
yeah drown his ass. fucking kill him.
This anvil fucking sucks.
A WITCH
maaaan i GOTTA stop talkin
The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)
Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.
Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.
Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!
Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.
Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.
Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)
Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.
Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?
Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.
Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!
So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.
Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”
thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated
A handy table for everyone:
Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.
Oh SWEET, a table!
I fear a fresh wave of the plague
Update from twitter
i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work
hey the south and idaho what the fuck?
mmm heart palpitations
