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lana | 25 | she/her

[segamascott]

[depsidase]

[mysterypuppys]

taking classes for the major you chose in order to get the degree you need for the career you want

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[things-that-are-not-true]

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

[wabbledab]

hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

[depsidase]

[tatzelwurming]

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

[aidashakur]

Currently soft launching my disappearance

[depsidase]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[ruinedchildhood]

[tamamita]

Just straight up admitting that Mossad organizes Iranian uprisings

[skotoseme]

Netanyahu 'frustrated' with Mossad over failed color revolution attempt in Iran: Report

The Israeli prime minister acknowledged that bombing would not lead to regime change in Iran

[tamamita]

When Iran refers to the US and Israel as Great Satan and Little Satan respectively, this is why

[wolfstrong]

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

[hungry-skeleton]

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

[cryptotheism]

Re reading the odessey as an adult. Bugs Bunny ass protagonist