POV Car Cleaning Pt. 2 (unseen footage)

Mars, 23 not doing anything particular

[mcgirdle]

I am only able to access @carlsin through a slowly dying, old phone. Here's a backup account for when that phones light finally extinguishes

[malowisp]

Do you ever just ?

[damazcuz]

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

[weezeryuri]

my favorite thing the simpsons ever did was make lisa a polyamorous lesbian

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[khandedoe]

[marisatomay]

The thing is lads I cannot think of a better use for my tax dollars than feeding children. I want my taxes to give the single mother of three healthcare. I want my taxes to take care of the elderly and the disabled. I don’t care if they’re citizens or legal residents or whatever. I want my taxes to help people. Because we’re trying to live in a goddamn society. Instead my taxes go towards bombing schools and hospitals and refugee camps. Billions and billions sent to proxy wars. And still people quibble over whether we should feed children. What are we doing here. Feed the kids.

[arsnof]

My absolute least favorite trope in sci-fi is the planetary monoculture.

Vulcans come from Vulcan, Thanagarians from Thanagar, Martians from Mars. Kryptonians speak Kryptonian and are science people while Klingons speak Klingon and love to fight. The entire population of Cybertron either picked sides or left.

Meanwhile, we are Humans from Earth with thousands of languages, religions, cultures, ethnicities...

I hate it in fantasy, too. You mean there are no dipshit elves that walk with a limp because they tripped on a rock? If all fairies are tricksters, who's doing the accounting? Jreph the daytime troll who wears sunscreen.

[soberscientistlife]

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

The best thing a character can be is a woman who has something deeply wrong with her

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Me: Man I hope my blueberries are ok, I left them in my hot car for a bit

The avaricious mold spore:

[akumeoy]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

My employer barged into my quarters and i had to down my scrying cup to rid any suspicion on me Shit tasted like straight Despair

[sunsbleeding]

[maidthings]

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

[maidthings]

Visit Original Link

[tentacion3099]

[angelofdykeness]

I FOUND IT THANK GOD this video is so important

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

This is real and here is the patent. Nonconsensual data collection is detailed in column #4 on page 17.

[asaltysquid]

[asaltysquid]

Dedicated to those who live in spite of the horrors

Spent a whole month working on this project and here it is just in time for my city's indie comic artist fest. Wanted to write something profound here but I think the comic says it all. Hope y'all enjoy.