Carnival

Currently deep in BTS hell | OT7

[ranmagender]

PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

[huffylemon]

happy pride month

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Long game people, it’s all about the long game

[vilmublue]

Baymax in the new Baymax! show buying pads for a girl who got her first period and getting help from people, including a trans man.

Some people are really mad about this, when he is literally a health care robot interested in people's physical and emotional needs.

[princessmossy]

If I had seen this as a kid I might not have been so afraid when I got mine. This is actually very important for young people to see! They aren’t alone and don’t have to deal with it alone! It’s a perfectly natural part of the human body!

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

Honest board game titles

[hughjidiot]

DISCLAIMER: Friends and/or Family Sold Separately

[thepastisaroadmap]

[Image description: thirteen re-named board games.

Twister is “You Think This Game Will End in Sex But it Won’t.”

Hungry Hungry Hippos is “In a Month You’ll Only Have Three Marbles.”

Risk is “Risk: The Game of Hiding Out in Australia Until the Very End.”

Yahtzee is “The Game of Yelling and Bookkeeping.”

Battleship is “This Game Could Be Played with Two Sheets of Paper and a Pen.”

Clue is “Homicide for Ages 8 and Up.”

Slinky is “It’s a Coil. Enjoy That.”

Life is “A Fun-Filled Afternoon of Raising Kids and Buying Insurance.”

Mousetrap is “This Will Never Work.”

Othello is “Claim the Corners or Lose.”

Scrabble is “How to Find Out That Everybody Went to a Better School Than You.”

Sorry is “You’ll Say Sorry But What You’ll Really Mean is [censored] You.”

Monopoly is “Family Fight Night.”

End image description]

[ampervadasz]

[shintox]

This man’s even wearing gloves so his sweetly hands don’t slow his swipes down..

[bazemayonnaise]

once went to a japanese arcade and a man watched me play the taiko (drumming) game, gave me a little applause, and then started his game, pulled out a set of custom drum sticks from a bag that held several different weights and then proceeded to play faster than the speed of light.

[diioonysus]

greek mythology | cursed images

[simplyghosting]

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.

[chibi-robos]

GameCube promo blowup chair

[hollowtones]

[sits in this & thrives]

[depsidase]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[everythingfox]

A parrot eating a croissant while standing on the top of the sign.

(via)

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

[funnypeopletwitter]

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

[everythingfox]

Mistakes were made

(via)

[teenscoolest]

Incase anyone was having a bad day

[jimimn]

chaos trio ♡ (for @joenns​ ♡) [cr. dwellingsouls, qdeoks]

[pitbolshevik]

do they think we're only allowed to eat kraft singles or

[pitbolshevik]

i go to the american grocery store and step into the cheese isle pondering which kraft single i will buy

[jheselbraum]

Everyone wants to act like Americans don’t have cheese but no one wants to talk about the cheese caves, the caves where we put all our cheese because we make too much and our cringe government keeps bailing out our fail dairy farmers to keep the price of milk stable because The Great Depression so now we have so much cheese in this country we could literally stop producing cheese right now and still have enough cheese to give everyone in America a pound of it every day for four years. And I’m not even talking about kraft singles pictured above, I’m talking about an actual not cursed product-- real cheese. Cheddar, brie, gouda, munster, swiss, you name it we have a billion pounds of it, literally. We have so much cheese that we’re literally running out of places to put it and in an effort to get rid of it we reprocess a lot of it into kraft singles (hence it’s a cheese product and not actual cheese-- cheese is but an ingredient in kraft singles, much like how bread is itself an ingredient in German graubrot, although graubrot is a food item that is actually meant to exist on this earth and isn’t the end product a cautionary tale on how not to stabilize a vital industry when your economy is collapsing) and for a very long time we gave it away as part of certain food assistance programs. And that’s not even counting the fancy imported shit from Europe, because yes even though we still have way too much cheese we also still import it from Europe in addition to the too much cheese we already have.

[jheselbraum]

#tell us where the cheese caves are#I want good sharp cheddar#get some Munster and Swiss#get some other cheeses to try why not via @malconvoker

The cheese caves are in Kansas City, Missouri I believe, though I’m not sure how guarded they may or may not be.

[pierroticism]

thought this was something you guys were making up to gaslight the europeans only to find out the massive cheese caves are in fact, real.

what the fuck

[rannulfr]

The greatest tragedy in life is that Peter Sallis passed away before Wallace & Gromit could raid the American cheese caves.

[eclecticash22]

I have nothing to add to this. Just the subjective opinion that American cheese, such as Kraft singles, tastes so ungodly horrible and I hate it so much.

Also. I wanna see a cheese cave.