Return of the Quee[r/n]

Hi, I’m vyta. I’m back on Tumblr to hype up my femslash fics and find friends. But I'm really bad at making friends so please just read my fics.

[frownyalfred]

me: god if this author doesn’t update I’m going to DIE

also me, an author with several WIPs:

[vyta]

I’d been so down about myself and my writing, having pretty much passively abandoned a fic because I just didn’t feel good writing. All it took was literally ONE kind comment to get me writing again. I know you’re supposed to write for yourself and not your readers, but I really underestimated how much one person caring about my story meant to be at a low point.

[vyta]

Ok I heard so much good stuff about Lucifer from the fandom but I have now watched a season and a half and I don't get it. It's a police procedural with more sexual tension than average and everyone is hot.

Does it get better? Or if I'm not into it now is it just not for me? Lucifer fandom plz help me thank u.

[vyta]

Lmao ok update they *hugged* and I get it.

[vyta]

Update 2: Candy Morningstar is the single best character on TV I will hear no Candy slander

[vyta]

SHE WAS FAKING IT THE WHOLE TIME? IM HEARTBROKEN NO

[vyta]

Ok I heard so much good stuff about Lucifer from the fandom but I have now watched a season and a half and I don't get it. It's a police procedural with more sexual tension than average and everyone is hot.

Does it get better? Or if I'm not into it now is it just not for me? Lucifer fandom plz help me thank u.

[vyta]

Lmao ok update they *hugged* and I get it.

[vyta]

Update 2: Candy Morningstar is the single best character on TV I will hear no Candy slander

[theonion]

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

[labassecour-deactivated20180423]

Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,” I would ask. “Is it worth it?”

[j3ssk1mo]

truly a cultural reset

[vyta]

This is the ugliest fucking cinnamon roll I've ever seen.

[vyta]

Ok I heard so much good stuff about Lucifer from the fandom but I have now watched a season and a half and I don't get it. It's a police procedural with more sexual tension than average and everyone is hot.

Does it get better? Or if I'm not into it now is it just not for me? Lucifer fandom plz help me thank u.

[vyta]

Lmao ok update they *hugged* and I get it.

[citrineasguardian]

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

[vyta]

ow ow ow ow ow

[vyta]

Ok I heard so much good stuff about Lucifer from the fandom but I have now watched a season and a half and I don't get it. It's a police procedural with more sexual tension than average and everyone is hot.

Does it get better? Or if I'm not into it now is it just not for me? Lucifer fandom plz help me thank u.

[summersaints]

I tried getting into your fic Decadence because it seems popular but Phoenix is just such an unbearable Mary Sue. She's popular, she's beautiful, she's smart, she's good at Quidditch, all the boys love her. She has absolutely no flaws and it makes it hard to connect with her character. She's just an annoying character and I don't understand why everyone seems to love her when she's so one-dimensional.

Hello anon.

Firstly, I really don't know why you'd come to someone's inbox to flame their own character other than for the sole purpose of getting a rise from them, so jot that down.

Secondly, I don't really know how much of Decadence you've read since you didn't actually say, but I'm going to take a guess since you said you basically find Phoenix unbearable that it's not a lot. Initially, Phoenix is a 15-year-old girl and teenagers can be really annoying.

Thirdly, not going to deny Phoenix is a lot of the above. Popular? Yep. Beautiful? Yep. Good at Quidditch? Yep. All the boys love her? I wouldn't go that far but she does get a bit of attention from them. As the writer, and from what I've seen from readers' responses, Phoenix is more than that. She has her insecurities, her flaws. In fact, part of her concern is that she will only be seen as beautiful and not anything else, especially when her family insists she marry into another pure-blood family. But again, guess you probably didn't get that far.

Fourthly, even if Phoenix is a raging Mary Sue, what does it matter to you? I personally think she's one of the most well-rounded characters I've written, but if she wasn't, why come and roast a character that I (and from what I can tell, my readers) enjoy?

[susiesamurai]

I wish people would stop using Mary-Sue as an insult jfc.

Lemme just say, I love me a Mary-Sue. It makes the 15yo girl in my happy. Who didn’t wish that they were smart and pretty and popular and good at sports and also everyone was in love with them as a teenager? Fanfic is fantasy and wish-fulfilment to an extent. Quit being a Debbie Downer and shitting on people’s parades because you’re a sad fuck too stuck in reality.

Also, newsflash, 15yo girls are annoying as fuck. So are 15yo boys. Teenagers are a hot-mess of superiority/inferiority complexes and also as self-absorbed as Narcissus discovering his reflection.

You know what would make Phoenix even better?

If she had long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell her she looks like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)

[vyta]

A brand new chapter of Beyond Her Reach is finally out! In this one, Eloise grapples with the events of the last dance, and the Bridgerton home receives an unexpected (and perhaps unwelcome?) visitor.

Thank you for your patience!

[vacueabissi]

[vyta]

[alexenglishrose]

[vyta]

No one speak to me I’m making the photo of Claudia as Eloise my religion.

[seigesinbin]

Lol a mom and in your 30s? What're u doing writing smut?

[vyta]

30 year olds paved the way for ya’ll’s depraved Wattpad fics I REALLY don’t want to hear it.

[yo-its-matt]

I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

[yo-its-matt]

[yo-its-matt]

Great news everyone: with the power of my new creation, Girllum (girl Gollum), I’ve perfected the AI formula to surpass the British Uncanny Valley!

[james-cordens-cumdump]

wait til y’all see british ross from friends

[the-very-gendered-queen]

That is an evil lesbian

[yo-its-matt]

it’s all “be gay do crime” until lesbian ross from friends wants to commit grand larceny. fellas is it homophobic to be a lesbian who chooses evil.

[methotrex8]

There are actually two huge indicators that she has evil traits:

1. British

2. Ross

[smile-first]

[anxietyproblem]

[evavalor]

underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

[meg-moira]

This - but the feeling is absolutely, completely, 100% wrong.

Person 1: “I don’t know what it is about you…I just know that I can trust you.”

Person 2, their actual, literal worst enemy: “Excuse me, what?”

Cue enemies to friends to lovers speedrun.

[vyta]

Two houses, both alike in dignity