indecisive

idek anymore

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[enba-and-luka]

[lateleviathan]

THIS IS NOT THE END OF STOPKILLINGGAMES

THERE'S A WAY TO BYPASS THE COMMISSION AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADY WORKING ON IT

[roguesynapses]

Tldw; there is majority support in the European Parliament for a bill that would cover most of SKG's issues, and if passed this would bypass the decision of the Commission. There are also ongoing lawsuits in France and other places that would likely lead to some legislation. There is also a bill being worked on in California that wouldn't stop current games from being killed, but would stop future games from being killed

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[somesonofabitch]

This is my favorite panel in the manga

[gaytanic-panic]

[gala-xyzz]

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[rosa-de-bayahibe]

Tag from @sergle

Tags from @veganslenderman

[thememedaddy]

[tieflingkisser]

[rarilee33]

Also on windows 10!! go to typing settings- how ai has helped you- typing insights-off

[tamamita]

[titsay]

[fluffysheeps]

Otterly adorable 🦦

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[scoutingthetrooper]

these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise

(etsy)

[drgeppo]

Exquisite Gifts | Artiphany

Dive into a world of enchantment where we curate a splendid array of gifts tailored for animal lovers, knitting enthusiasts, and those with

where to actually buy since the etsy link is dead 👆

[youcannotkillmeiamsubhuman]

The problem with the Masters of The Universe movie isn't Adam's pronouns being shown on the desk, he's literally He-Man, the original Pronoun Patroller, it's the fact that we'll probably see She-Ra in the next movie but She-Ra's going to end up with Bow, Glimmer probably won't exist or will just be a sidekick, Catra's going to be irredeemable, Scorpia's going to be evil, and Hordak's going to be closer to Horde Prime than the autistic goth bat who fell in love with Purple Rapunzel, and speaking of that autistic princess, she'll be evil too.

ND Stevenson ruined anyone else's chances of writing the characters faithfully to the original 80s version by writing them so well that he made them his own and honestly that's iconic.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Lilia Lobanova