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[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

How the hell did this become an autocorrect suggestion???

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I found a way to cure my roommate of her fear of needles.

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[doctorwho]

Doctor Who stars at series 7 premiere: Matt Smith, Karen Gillan, Arthur Darvill

Doctor Who’s Matt Smith, Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill have arrived on the red carpet for the first official screening of the show’s seventh series premiere at London’s BFI Southbank.

[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

The guys are showing an awful lot of sock...

[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

My cooter hurts :(

Cryo treatment was fine. Uncomfortable but fine. But now I'm super crampy and tired. If I didn't like vag sex so much I'd seriously consider getting it all ripped out.

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[theatlantic]

“I understand there’s a special mohawk guy that’s working on the mission. I in the past thought about getting a mohawk myself.” - President Obama congratulates NASA’s Curiosity Rover control team.

[Image: @darth]

[fuckyeahbobakferdowsi-blog]

!!!

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Ugh

I'm getting some cryo thing done to my cervix tomorrow. At almost 30 I just had my first abnormal pap, went in for a biopsy and apparently shit's fucked up. I don't have cervical cancer, it's like some kind of pre-pre-cancer cells. They're going to freeze them off. I feel like it's dumb to be getting nervous about this.

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[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

:D

[thedragoninmygarage]

Science isn’t good or bad, it’s only true.

source

[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

” You're a big burly man, but fun sized!”

--my roommate

[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

New love of my life

I think I'm in love. His name is espresso affagato and he is my favorite way to drink coffee and eat ice cream at the same time. Wedding invites to follow shortly.

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Vajayjay events

Next week is a big week for all the vaginas in our house. I'm getting potentially pre-cancerous cells frozen off my cervix. My roommate is getting an IUD inserted into her cervix. And her cat is getting spayed, or a we like to refer to it, getting her vagina riped out.

[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

Just letting you know that I have a Spanish test tomorrow and I need to know the different body parts, and I'm using you as a way of remembering the word for "back" which is "espalda". In my head, I think, "Jake has a very hairy back, and he is also bald. Therefore, espalda. is-bald-a. lolllll get it.

I hate you

[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

This seems racist

[lackofbelief]

[carpaltunnelfister-blog]

Seriously!!