[straightboyfriend]

id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me”

[straightboyfriend]

people who are tagging this with “#im that person” yikes… i wouldnt

[woodmeat]

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

[prettyandtrained2kill]

[crtter]

Another post sent to us by god himself

[shiftythrifting]

Bought this one

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[gharibajameel]

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

[gharibajameel]

RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT

[gharibajameel]

THE ROCK WEIGHS IN

[satanstrousers]

DWAYNE JOHNSON EATS P U S S Y

[deoxyribonucleichyperdimensio-d]

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[chefpyro]

anyway

[foxnewsanchor]

why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

[urmotheratemydog]

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

[shencomix]

[allinthebones]

@cloudymirage

[aw1998monsters]

[antiocial]

[barkout]

[shordibynature]

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

[pokemonenslaver-blog]

The prophecies are true

[kyberhearts]

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.