Things I said during caffeine withdrawals sentence starters
1. “If our cells are constantly dying does that mean we’re all dead inside?”
2. “Dude I’m in so much pain right now.”
3. “FEAR IS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO HOLD US BACK FROM OUR TRUE POTENTIALS.”
4. “Barbie bdsm is fucking l it.”
5. “My mind is going a mile a minute but I don’t have enough energy to bring to life any ideas, in other news there’s a puppy.”
6. “Dude I want a puppy so bad they’re so fluffy and I will scream at the moon until I can hug one.”
7. “I only play REAL games like Hackers Online, where you play as a dinosaur and die until you get bored and watch puppy videos instead.”
8. “I saw a santa hat and went into space.”
9. “Fuck going cold turkey, cold turkey tastes like shit anyways.”
10. “If a game has chapters, does it count as a book?”
11. “Fuck you and your juicy ass.”
12. “If Kaneki drank as much coffee as me, he could survive without flesh for years.”
13. “Actually, I could probably be the most pacifist ghoul ever with my addiction.”
14. “Suffering while listening to Don’t Worry Be Happy by Bob Marley is a big mood.”
15. “Don’t go cold turkey on your period, it’s a bad combination.”
16. “My pLANT IS PROBABLY DYING FUCK.”
17. “Who needs sunshine when you can curl up and cry until the moon comes out.”
18. “Alcohol is shit, drink coffee instead, the only hangovers are when you’re on withdrawal.”
19. “I fucked up, Scooby.”
20. “This violin is radical.”
21. “I need to give my girlfriend more attention, but I’m not in a good enough condition for that.”
22. “Starbucks looks like heaven right now.”
23. “What if I hired a stripper to help me make omelets, as in legit omelets, no innuendos, that would be nice.”
24. “I’m so broke, I could inhale the dust in my non existent wallet to get high and die instantly from an asthma attack.”
25. “Everything is screaming, that’s not a good sign.”
