not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you

CAPITALISM IS AN ILLUSION, GENDER IS A HOLOGRAM, DONT BUY GOLD, BYEEEEE

[rawjellyfish]

[jontronandedge]

The floor is a functioning application

[yeehawkins]

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Tumblr:

[transpeterman]

[theinturnetexplorer]

the crows are his allies now.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

[undeadwill]

That’s actually how it works.

[literaryreference]

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge

[theniftyfox]

I’m not a very good gate keeper. But I think I can live with that Happy Trans day of visibility! <3 <3 <3

[owotime]

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

Wanna make a Jurassic Park parody called Cambrian Aquarium where it’s just the exact same plot but instead of dinosaurs it’s a bunch of marine invertebrates from the Cambrian

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

I want to point out that they don’t kill people. Instead you get scenes like:

“Sir, the security systems are all shutting down!”

[cut to a shot of a bunch of trilobites scuttling around on the floor]

[gutsygills]

they still run and scream hysterically, right

[donald-trump-official]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[sinneroftheverse]

This is the money frog reblog for good luck and many crickets

[frogsuggest]

money can be exchange for goods and services

[poeticsuggestion]

you are my heart.

[selenesuggestion]

you are my universe.

[frostysuggestion-deactivated202]

you are my sun.

[outlawsuggestion]

you are my moon.

[storysuggestion]

you are my stars.

[frogsuggest]

u are my Frog

[marsixm]

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

“if you ask a frog about gender they’ll know what to say”

[frender-archive]

DESTROY THE FROG GENDER BINARY

[maxknightley]

frog fractions 4: frog biology I

[riding-chicken]

@frogsuggest i’m kind of sure some frog can change sex in their life..? Or was it a dream of mine in which frogs and slimes are the same? ,,,anyway, i’m sure they don’t talk and count. But still. I may be mistaken.

[frogsuggest]

YES, common reed frog can change, is very numerous and widespread frogge found across africa. frog give no fucks abt silly human binary. will answer with a LOUD WAMP OF DISDAIN

[darksideoftheshroom-deactivated]

rainbow reflection on water

[honey-angel-baby]

Oh my god

[acquaintedwithrask]

Finally, the gays have polluted the water supply

[icacus]

They’re turning the frogs gay

[anexperimentallife]

Reblog if you support gay water.

[bisexualbaker]

@frogsuggest Is the thing about the water true, or were you already gay? ;)

[frogsuggest]

cecil made the water gay

[frogsuggest]

biofreak659 : Found this frog. Her coat is grey and very nice

pretty lady PRETTY LADY IN A BOWER OF MOSSES

[maaarine]

“Do you ever get over having to come out?” (x)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MY HEART

[aimmyarrowshigh]

#if this doesn’t hammer home that coming out is a constant thing i don’t know what will#but also #my heart is in bloom (via @fille-lioncelle)

[boycurio]

snorting while laughing is the purest sound and it’s not weird or gross

[dangerously-human]

Thank you for this very wholesome positivity

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

[with-practice]

wholesome.

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i’m literally all three of them and all my friends don’t know how to handle it

[ihateskittles]

I love black girls

[his-high-ness]

^^^

[kzmfotb]

But Is shawty alive though??? Y’all gon act like she ain’t push her smack out the chair

[nyliakiam]

@queenterren

[memesishorizon]