[godwasthefirstthotslayer]

[mega-taiga]

i would like to point out that not only will next year be twenty mineteen, it will also be Minecraft’s 10 year anniversary and i, for one, will be popping the FATTEST bottles o’ enchanting

[mega-taiga]

TODAY’S THE DAY

FUCK NOTCH

[memesforjesus]

[knowwhatimeme]

[knowwhatimeme]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dustinteractive]

Finally! ☠️🤢💔 

[dustinteractive]

Life comes at you fast.

[warandpeas]

Greedy Old Bitch

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[cybercrimer]

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

[shayminning]

Type “Due to personal reasons I will” and let your phone predict what you will

Due to personal reasons I will be on the floor yesterday

[chimerical-twilight]

Due to personal reasons i will be a good person

[queenophydea]

Due to personal reasons I will kill god and sunder the stars

[yorksilk]

Due to personal reasons I will never get tired and hungry

[nyanbinary-ferris]

due to personal reasons i is a trans

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

Due to personal reasons I wanna do you

[veemopusvulgaris]

due to personal reasons i request for a meeting at this time of me and

[trenderkanaya]

due to personal reasons i don’t be a good thing for ya boy

[aromoji]

Due to personal reasons i sn’t know what you’re thinking about it but i heard AP Physics was worse than the scheduled time.

[ecoqueer]

Due to personal reasons I wanna smoke and trans women rock and the teachers are not going to make it

Huh

[enbundad]

Due to personal reasons I will not be able but it was gone

[motherbychoice]

Due to personal reasons I will be respected by the people who can get pregnant.

[softbutchcryptids]

Due to personal reasons I will be prepared to be a good time to time and money

[lipglossgerard]

Due to personal reasons i will be unable to help you with the cherry soda

[ladynikitablack]

Due to personal reasons I will be a very different person

hm. okay ?

[ace-of-the-cards]

due to personal reasons i will hide under the sheets until the solar system dies

[everyone-loves-purple]

due to personal reasons I have to go get my son

[daisy-bugs]

Do to personal reasons I will be a a a few days ago by a a a few days ago by a a a few days ago by a a a

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

due to personal reasons billy

[mxcrowe]

Due to personal reasons I will not be the human body

,, o h

[superwholocked-for-life]

Due to personal reasons I will scream musicals until daybreak bro

[honey-sunny-bee]

Due to personal reasons I will not be able to make it so much better than the other one

[justanotherblondie]

Due to personal reasons I will be happy with the day I die

[songsforedith]

due to personal reasons for the last time the last of the day was the first time I had to put my mom into a family home I was away from the artist and I was so excited for TS7

Beat that. @taylorswift

[ghosty-the-vampire-deactivated2]

do to personal reasons I think this is a dick have to go fuck themselves

this says a lot about what I usually say tbh

[autoadeism]

Due to personal reasons I will be able to see a lot of people who are not in the same manner as the new one.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Due to personal reasons I will be in the area around April 5

[carrotslices-blog]

Due to personal reasons I will be talking to you if you want to

[mysillycomics]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Any facts about godzilla?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The news show 48 hours was originally called 49 hours. The remaining hour broke off to become its own show, 60 Minutes.

[bisexualgambit]

When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

[ukrainian-psycho]

thats just some tea, yall  ☕ ☕ ☕

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story