Kaz Brekkers Bad Haircut

“Insert funny quote here”

[dnaesstuff]

Epic the musical headcanon time:

What if the whole "building the whole castle(?) around the tree where they first met" thing Odysseus did was Athena's advice on wooing Penelope(Odysseus still asked even though they were already married by then i think).Cause,you know,male birds try to impress female birds by building a house and everything.

[carrottushi]

Now I’m imagining ody doing a little bird dance for Penelope

[dnaesstuff]

Epic the musical headcanon time:

What if the whole "building the whole castle(?) around the tree where they first met" thing Odysseus did was Athena's advice on wooing Penelope(Odysseus still asked even though they were already married by then i think).Cause,you know,male birds try to impress female birds by building a house and everything.

[sodapanque]

This has a lot of little details, including: Polites' microphone has a Winion, Poseidon's trident is behind him, and Ody and Penny have their rings.

Pedí ayuda para los personajes a mis seguidores en IG y muchos coincidieron en que Poseidón era el derrotado JAJDJAJAA

[steam-sketches-19]

Courtesy of the epic the musical discord meme page - art by willows3885

[cygnus-art]

my contribution to the epic fandom, based on this song

Athena's thoughts rn.

[messymoonmad]

Now tell me he wouldn't do that

[nobodyknowsatp]

Penelope will always be a girlboss because by sitting behind the 12 axes she told the suitors to shoot through cleanly, not only was she

mocking them by being showing she was fully confident they wouldn’t succeed

But also BASICALLY TELLING EVERYONE THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN HER HUSBAND WHO ACTUALLY COULD SHOOT THROUGH 12 AXES.

AND ON TOP IF THAT PROVING HER LOVE TO ODY BY SAYING THAT IF ANYONE WERE TO EVER SUCCEED THE CHALLENGE AND BECOME KING, THEY WOULD’VE KILLED HER BY DOING SO. QUITE LITERALLY, SHED RATHER DIE THAN RULE WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN ODYSSEUS!!!

[itsnojida]

six of crows - cards of shame </3

[polentaconleche]

Wow, I actually finished this XD. Remember that the original audio belongs to Ayron Alexander, the voice actor of Antinous. You can find the original in his tik tok, also I reposted it in my page since not everyone has tik tok xd.

Fun fact: I actually kept the sisters. I know Antinous has no siblings mentioned canonically, but it says "MENTIONED", so possibilities are... and even if not, well creative liberties, k? 😅

[carrottushi]

Can we acknowledge that god games is literally Olympian family game night gone wrong

Like Zeus striking Athena with lighting is the equivalent of him flipping over the table during monopoly

[carrottushi]

I just wanted to share the painting my friend made for my birthday

[carrottushi]

Epic the musical in a nutshell

[mer-acle]

Aight now let the God Games begin.

Apollo: Uh I... Like killing that many Sirens was slight overkill don't you think?

Athena: Tbf the sirens are massive bitches...

Apollo: Fair, that was good vocal work sis, let him go.

Hephaestus: Trust is not given it's FORGED (winks) you see what I did there? Anyways he sacrificed his entire crew that wasn't his best moment.

Athena: Yes, but if you let him go, he can still BUILD a future with his fam.

Hephaestus (laughing): Good one, let him go.

Aphrodite: Odysseus should have been home sooner then his Mom wouldn't have died.

Athena:

Athena: Wtf seriously?

(Quick Thought)

Athena: Come on, Aphrodite.

Ares: DON'T MESS WITH MY GIRL ALSO YOUR ODYSSEUS IS A SLY BITCH JUST LIKE YOU AND HIS SON'S A LOSER.

Athena: (rage activate) DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK OF MY BOY LIKE THAT!

Ares: gods okay chill

Aphrodite: awww so cute you do have a heart

Athena: Besides Ares we can watch ody kill all those assholes in his palace and I'll get popcorn.

Ares: GREAT FUCKING DEAL!

Hera: Look I've been pretty pissed at Zeus lately just gimme one good reason.

Athena: So he's smart.

Hera:

Athena: He's... Uh... Did I mention he's smart?

Hera:

Athena: He's kinda funny.

Hera: seriously?

Athena: Okay goddamnit he's not a serial cheater like Dad alright?

(Collective gasps, Hermes is lying on the floor laughing silently)

Apollo: Oh wow.

Artemis: She actually just said that.

Athena: (internally) shit fuck just act like you didn't just say that.

Hera: Husband goals, let him go.

Athena: (internally) act natural... (To Zeus) So I won, let him go.

Zeus: You little shit-

(lightning)

[app1es0uce]

Accidentally created my new favorite headcannon that Hermes and Circe actually get along really well and he's the only "man" she allows on her island and in her domain because she knows she can't do anything substantial to him, and he doesn't want to cause any harm anyway. It's also a little boring from time to time, and he gives her insights about the world outside of Aeaea.

Figured this out when writing a little scene about Hermes telling Circe what happened with Odyssues, Helios' cattle, Thunder Bringer, yada yada. And Circe being like, "I was a foolish for trusting him, believing if I spared him he'd be good to another." And just feel really betrayed.

It was supposed to be really serious, but it kinda turned into Circe and Hermes girls night, Circe doing Hermes nails while he tells her all the tea about Odysseus and his travels and Circe is reacting like Odysseus' journey is a dramatic reality TV show, or he's her bestie that ran to his ex for the nth time after she told him not and I cant-

[gigi-drxws]

I was tame, I was gentle 'til the circus life made me mean

"Don't you worry, folks, we took out all her teeth"

Who's afraid of little old me?

Well, you should be

( nothing special just somth i drew while thinking about TS new album …. It was suppose to have a second slide but i got tired so here it is 🫶🏻)

[carrottushi]

I just realised that Taylor wrote 6 albums about joe Rep Lover Folklore Evermore Midnights and TTPD and they’ve been together for six years…..

Is it safe to say theirs an album for every year of their relationship

Someone sedate me😭

[mysharona1987]