cartercaptainofthemoon

[themoonandmyman]

I like the idea that Shane mostly drinks ginger ale obviously because he’s anal about his body and its performance, but when he drinks beer he’s pretty much only doing so to fit in and mostly hates the taste. But hey - it’s what Totally Straight Bros drink, right? None of that flowery shit.

It’s part of why he doesn’t enjoy drinking that much- until he’s out and proud and he discovers that he can actually have a cocktail and not burst into flames. Then it’s game over in the off season.

Get four pornstar martinis in that rabid little hedgehog and he’s dragging Ilya to the nearest bar bathroom and fully debasing himself in the name of cock. He’s loose and floaty and Ilya smelled so good on the dancefloor, sweat and expensive earthy cologne and he’s just rubbing himself into his armpit. yay

[deedala]

[medrawawi]

😁📸!!

[martelldoran]

really beautiful bit dashboard confluence right there

[gaynehollander]

A few years into Shane playing for Ottawa, one of the younger Centaurs, maybe Holmberg, comes to him with a problem. He has been sleeping with this girl for a while now and he's so into her but she travels for work and he knows she has a couple of regular hookups all over the place. So, since Shane - judging by Cap's reputation - has been in a similar position, he asks him how he convinced Roz to be exclusive.

Shane stares at him, uncomprehendingly, for a second before slowly replying, "...I didn't."

Holmberg gives him a deeply skeptical look. "I've seen the way you react when people flirt with Roz in front of you," he says, "there's no way you guys have an open relationship."

"No," Shane clarifies immediately. He would rather set himself on fire than have to live with sharing his husband with another person. "No, we're exclusive," he confirms, "but I never asked him to stop sleeping with other people. He just kind of... stopped. I didn't even find out until a few months after it happened so, I don't know, maybe just wait it out?"

Eventually, the Centaurs learn that, although Cap and Hollzy have clearly found in each other what most people spend their lives searching for, they are the absolute worst people to ask for any type of relationship advice.

[hudconuinely]

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)

[cloudabserk]

i’m seeing discourse about if shane can be bigger than ilya and everytime im not picturing buff shane im picturing half giant shane

[weechoz]

quick sketch of a yearning simon

[tissa23]

[taumoebros]

[Vol 2. Part 4] something at first sight~

bonus:

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[wilwoo]

*Clears throat* …

<-Part 31 & 32

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[kaomojiloser]

eridian parent teacher conferences ,, i like to think grace’s students mirror his antics way too often.

[datura-45]

Exact context of this scene btw

[galacticsabc]

The swagful Dr. Grace

[theque3rde3r]

PHM fanart

[holidayslaughter]

whenever i see people call random edgy but not-at-all harmful artists "degens" i would like to refer them to the first sentence of wikipedia's "degenerate art" article

[aetherograph]

Reminder that this is the type of art the nazis were referring to:

(Kandinsky)

You cannot "well but I'M not referring to that kind of art, I only mean Dirty Pictures" your way out of this. You are being harmful and need to stop, not rationalise why it's okay for YOU to be doing it. You need to understand

censorship violates the universal human right of free expression and freedom of speech.

fiction is not reality. Fictional characters are not real people.

if someone SAYS a work of fiction inspired them to do bad things, that is not the work of fiction's fault. The person who did bad things is STILL at fault, because they have free will and must be assumed to understand the consequences of their actions.

discomfort is not harm. If a piece of art makes you uncomfortable, that's actually fine. That's the POINT of certain pieces of art. You need to learn to tolerate discomfort.

It is not in fact the government's job to enforce a set of morals on people. That violates people's universal human right to freedom of religion and creed.

There is no such thing as "just a little bit of" censorship.

[sals-geno]

It does not matter what kind of art it is, when you use the term degenerate to refer to art you don't like, you are using a word that is deeply rooted in bigotry. A word used to target marginalized groups.

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad