ye are many, they are few

ϟ Georgia ϟ 22ϟ England ϟ

[bauliya]

I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so

[weissguertena]

[jessebloom]

the illegal sprinkles saga > bad art friend.

[jessebloom]

[potatomuffn]

To add on for those unaware of this bakery, this is Bruce:

He's an absolute mammoth of a chocolate cake (10 layers I think? Maybe more) that they sell by the slice and everyone adores. Birthday Bruce I think is just regular Bruce but with a fuckton of (apparently illegal) sprinkles

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandparents are baffled when we just don’t care about certain things. The last time we did a socially distanced lunch they were complaining that our neighbor keeps really old broken cars that he likes to work on in his front yard and we were like “Yeah, and?” and they didn’t know how to respond to that.

Like the very idea that we would just mind our own business and tolerate mildly annoying behavior from other people is like rocket science to them. They just can’t comprehend it.

[science-jumps]

My mum never has anything nice to say about modern music. It’s always “this song is shallow nonsense”. Yeah maybe I want to listen to shallow nonsense. What about it

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

A regular conversation I keep having with my mom:

“Ugh, look at that girl. Tattoos everywhere.”

“So what?”

“….Well I think it looks ugly.”

“She didn’t get them for you.”

[pati79]

Mmmm other people do not perform for you is a lesson that needs to be learned massively these days.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

My mom called me once and was like “we went to the place where we bought the first RV to look at another one, and the saleswoman that sold us the first one was there and she didn’t remember us!!” and when I was like okay who cares why should she, she just had no idea what to do with that

[pissvortex]

[st-just]

[breakingbowties-deactivated2021]

[queersasquatchofcolour]

fuck hostile architecture

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without being a bad influence

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

When I was in middle school we watched anime episodes in three part videos on YouTube and no one gave a damn about the law

[starriersaint]

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

[feralnumberfive]

I don't know what to say, but I will tell you that I'm jealous

[copperbadge]

I have now lived in the Midwest longer than anywhere else I’ve lived in my life, and “Ope, Just Gonna Plow Right Past Ya” landed directly in my soul.

[commander-ledi]

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

[aletheyass]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[heritageposts]

happy anniversary 

[godofstory]

bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and it's a character who hasn't had a day of real happiness in years

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

One of my all time favorite posts

[ladyjolder]

HORIZON: ZERO DAWN + Photo mode 53/??

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[needlepointcursewords]

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

[wannacuppatealuv]

*lays on my back dramatically in the pool like I’m Ophelia*

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

If there comes a day when I fail to reblog this, I have certainly died.

[flamencodiva-deactivated2020081]

Favorite compilation of GIFS.

[letsby]

Never forget this legend