*insert witty title here*

Gracie / bi-bi-bi / I dare you to look at this blog and try to figure out what my original idea for it was

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

[foone]

[teaboot]

That was the real bill and ted

[cattycattitude]

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

[cattycattitude]

A helpful visual:

[official-gar-posts]

Official gar post

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[almostdefinitelydying]

[amuletumbouquet]

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[snoozy-red-panda]

[leolaroot]

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

[coelacanthropology]

list of bugs that are mammals

1. acorn weevil

(source)

[brandnewbuanny]

They trade places for a day like the prince and the pauper

[galindaelphaba]

#cabbage guy being in the adaption is very important to me

[sylvleon]

watching atla for the first time

[crapload-of-crafts]

The complete Hatchetfield-verse poster set

All of these are up on my Redbubble if you would like to buy a sticker or poster of these designs!!!

[kaijuno]

This is so wholesome

[pavlover-boy]

has this one been done yet

[shubbabang]

Starting off the new year like

[anaryllis]

i painted my darling son

[anaryllis]

obsessed w how this painting made no impact on my art insta but is making a killing here. i love u tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[bleakcreek]

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

[coldpapernightmare]

For the record this is missing the post where he explains that she didnt go in specifically to harrass the worker. She went in there just to inform something along the lines of " i know you dont have control of this but the sign is misleading and I need to tell your manager" but then the worker started preaching the "true science" and girl had the green light to go to war from there

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

Fifteen immediately changing the TARDIS to warm toned lighting is such a mood

[demilypyro]

they don't write them like this anymore

[tauforged]

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

[tauforged]

this is because she is spoiled rotten and LOVES head and shell scritches. every time i go to the tank she’s in to collect water samples while she happens to be awake and swimming near the surface, she sees my hand enter the water and immediately comes over to try and get my attention, headbutting the dive platform and splashing water at me and generally making a huge fuss.

unfortunately, because she is also a ~100yr old green sea turtle, i legally cannot touch her. she’s a protected species, and a fairly prominent individual at that, and im not one of the aquarists who dives into that tank NOR am i a vet, so i’m not among the handful of people who are ALLOWED to give her scratchies. she knows all of the divers personally, and knows that i am not one of them. she doesn’t care. she wants attention and because she’s the specialest princess in the entire universe she will do anything in her power to get it.

she also throws a big ol tantrum when i end up not petting her. she’ll stick up her head to snort water at me, slap at the platform and ladder with her fins, and then swim under the dive platform and bump her shell against the bottom — she’s a 500lb turtle, which is a lot of weight for her to be throwing around. i usually have to move pretty quick to get off the platform and onto solid ground cuz there have been times where i’ve genuinely felt like i was about to lose my balance and REALLY didn’t want to end up falling into the tank.

^ myrtle, throwing a tantrum because she was unsuccessful at peer pressuring me into violating the endangered species act