such a serious actor

hi, i'm lue {she/her} ~ welcome to the hinterland ~

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[branwyn-says]

normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to not objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Tom Sawyer but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men

[branwyn-says]

RIP Henry Dickerson, who passed away last night. I tried explaining to him once that he was a tumblr legend, but I’m not sure it took.

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[casper-star]

happy 18th birthday!!!!

[drizzledrawings]

Today I give you cowboy lesbians,, tomorrow,,, i will give you more cowboy lesbians

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[spoopy-skeletoons-deactivated20]

Has anyone done this yet?

[sourcedumal]

I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that. LMAO

[the-haiku-bot]

I don’t know what I

expected, but it wasn’t

that. LMAO

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tsuquilisda]

i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Let's make a dinosaur!

I will draw one with proportions as close to the results as I can.

Tail

Torso

Neck

Head

Arms?

Legs

Claws

Teeth

Spikes?

Fancy head crest?

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#we got 3% head and 27% crest

I'm starting to think I may have messed up by including the word "fancy", and thus making the crest option more appealing. Oh well. Polls can't be edited once they're posted, so it will be shaped however it will be shaped.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Why are there so many people in the notes going "I hope someone draws this"? OF COURSE I'm going to draw it, that's the whole point! Look at this blog! You really think I won't draw a dinosaur? I will draw the wretched beast after the poll closes next week and I have the final results.

"where are the horns?" "no thagomizer?" There's a limit of 10 options when you make a poll here, so both of those would fit under the spikes category.

"what about boobs?" Boobs are mammal nonsense, we're making a reptile.

"where's vanilla extract?" listen. I will make a pinhole camera out of your skull.

"I voted torso" Thank you, thank you, good!!! More torso please!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

The votes are in! I have put them in a pie chart to help visualize them better.

I put a question mark next to the things I considered optional, but I think that might have made them more appealing, just like the word "fancy". (Yes arms are at least mostly optional, look at carnotaurus! That guy can't be more than 1% arm.)

Here he is:

I think this one actually slightly under represents the teeth. They all died tragically young from not being able to eat enough, and also perhaps from the gruesome jaw infections that come of being 10% teeth and only 8% head. I'm not a biologist, I'm just an alterations tailor/dinosaur cartoonist, but I figure that's probably pretty bad.

Also, yes I see the comments saying it must be a pterosaur, what with the big crest and the more arm than leg, but I don't think pterosaur crests are very fancy. As far as I'm aware they're relatively plain big cones, and wouldn't have space to put spikes on, so I figured a good Fancy head crest would be Ceratopsian But More.

Here's a little tourist dinosaur taking pictures of it in a museum.

I did some pencil sketches first and have put them up on patreon.

[suppermariobroth]

Visit Original Link

Luigi… thunder. 

[beekirby]

This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

[haruhicubewars]

what have i done

[armadyleans]

the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is fucking terrifying because it sounds like it’s supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

The longer this post goes the more questions it raises.

[tokimekibombrush-deactivated202]

the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon’s thunder is a parody of luigi thunder

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[maythray]

[yaoihands]

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

[horsedestruction]

[peoplevsbirds]

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[someonesfavoriteworstnightmare]

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it

[officialsexyman-deactivated2023]

Picture of animal on Tumblr save my life

[burins]

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

[burins]

pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute

[burins]

oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:

[wellwhiskey]

thank you gay pirate tumblr for giving me the funniest night of 2023 so far