Tomorrow is Today

Charlie | he/they | adult Peterick Danger Zone Leslie Howard is my babygirl <3

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[stealingpotatoes]

people raised some good questions on that marrocrow post about what vader would think of two inquisitors dating so here's some potential answers <3

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[pikaole]

In Korea, woodlouse is called Rat’s daughter-in-law. this name was given because they were unable to move in front of mice, just like the daughter-in-law in front of their mother-in-law.What the mouse says “Soup is salty(국이 짜다)”  This has the implied meaning of doing it again because the soup made by woodlouse is not to the taste of mice. It’s kind of a typical mother-in-law meme in Korea.

But I also keep thinking about to happy woodlouse married to a mouse…The isopod wedding.

[bimmyjimmy]

This is the shape he chose today

[prguitarman]

[prguitarman]

Happy Anniversary. This is the original post. On this day in 2011 I was doing a charity drive for the natural disasters in Tōhoku and drew this. A few hours later I turned it into a gif and posted it here.

Here’s the original doodle before I drew it into a GIF

[prguitarman]

Happy 14th birthday Nyan Cat! The original post originated here on Tumblr

[prguitarman]

A lot has changed these past 15 years but it’s delightful to see this little cat continuing to zip past every corner of the internet. Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat!

Thank you to everybody who has kept it going all this time. Drew a special cake version today to celebrate 🎂✨

[roadhogsbigbelly]

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Fictional male character: “yeah, i’m not very attractive because i’m big and hairy and i sweat alot haha”

Me and every autistic gay man in the distance:

[roadhogsbigbelly]

YOU KNOW WHAT NAH YOUR RIGHT!

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Happy Pride

[antikristes]

I just started playing Disco elysium, what is wrong with them?

(kim is so cool i love him)

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[amazoogle]

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

[amazoogle]

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

[kittybroker]

How much for my fearsome beast, found in the trash?

Bonus existential crisis baby pic

Fearsome kitty of the trash a real beastly little kitty! This trash beast now coming in for only $11.70!

[cliopadra]

I know they probably don’t have any stomach acids that would spoil the wine in the first place, but it’s still kinda disgusting.

I love them.

[devonghabi]

Taskmaster (UK), 19.04: Midnight Picnic.

[rani-ki]

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic