Procrastination Corner

She/Her. Currently obsessed with multiple fandoms. However, in this house we always love and respect the Jedi Culture, Mace Windu, AND Qui-Gon Jinn.

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[fozmeadows]

Source

[wisconsinwarlock]

Stolen from elsewhere.

[httpshayley]

I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my king.

[pumpkinhrat]

She would, in fact, download a car

[liberalsarecool]

SCIENCE WINS: A group of former National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration employees who had been fired by Elon Musk's DOGE have launched a new climate science website documenting global climate change.

The new site, climate.us, is a effectively a copy of climate.gov, the website shuttered by the Trump administration last June.

With the launch of the website, these bold climate scientists and experts—once silenced by Trump and Elon Musk—will now have a place to share insights on hurricanes and other significant weather events happening because of climate change.

Science wins. DOGE victims unite.

[ralfmaximus]

I bet Elon could fight a polar bear and win. Bare handed! UFC style.

You know, for science.

[cass-rw]

Sometime I really hate being single.

To be someone’s priority once in my life. To have someone to be in your corner, to drop whatever they’re doing to come to your aid.

Ok maybe not that dramatic. But I just want to feel not like a burden or intrusion when I ask friends to hangout.

[1d100-96]

MORGOAT

[marimorzh]

ТГК: @marimorzhhh (marimorzh)

Qui-Gon sets a terrible example for his padawan. They're resting after a workout or something, and I took off their tunics just for the sake of Qui's belly and to show off his "garden" tan. I'm just not sure if there's a name for it in English. It's the type of tan you get when you're busy in the garden and you're wearing clothes, so you get an uneven tan. That's my headcanon for him, lol

[teraz-zaraz]

A man whose steps leave no trace

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[goosewraith]

one of my favorite things about project hail mary is Eva Stratt’s wardrobe. she said yeah i’ll save the world but i’m gonna do it in big sweaters and comfy pants and FLAT SHOES and I love her for it

[sketch-ees]

He goes to Yoda’s room to lie on the floor instead of expressing his feelings or asking for help

[theconch]

Clocking in to my 12 hour mandatory being sad about Obi-Wan shift (I’m rereading Master & Apprentice)

[thats-ee]

He’s recently become aware of his powers

[cenoblitz]

What has my brain come to