Everything happens so much

adult. she/her what's a meme

[sheisraging]

you can't treat the staff like this

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[isbergillustration]

Light of Day

[mythmagicetc]

after a win against boston, shane comments in his typical measured, earnest way that rozanov seemed a bit slow this game and maybe he was kept up too late last night. half of hockey twitter immediately cancels him for slut shaming while the other half argues that there’s no way that’s what he meant, this is shane hollander, that’s just ridiculous. meanwhile ilya’s the only one who knows that hollander was actually slut shaming himself

[liliesrozes]

@knownqueerbaiter sorry this is just too good

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[ransomnote]

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

[ransomnote]

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

[sketchpilot2-deactivated2015092]

Is there an Eden?

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

[gunsandfireandshit]

[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[thehotgirlproject]

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

[hashtagmyblog7]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Christopher Miller

[lucylehane]

your cab is definitely here

[fernsnailz]

the x-files is fun because any time you get a legitimately good episode they make sure to follow it up with some shit like The Ghoul That Caused The Challenger Disaster or Amish Pheromones. really cleanses the palate

[hamstr]

would he get a kurimanju mascot

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

shane voice i'm not sexting i'm just being honest about what i'm feeling

[mephostophilis]

Hi pea for brains... can you teleport?

[official-michigan-posts]

i'm definitely not qualified to answer this chat what do you think

[official-michigan-posts]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!

THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD IS!!

YURI!!!!!!!

[clarasghosts]

shot dead in the first minute

[the-big-mood]